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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 71 weeks
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    Facts with Spike

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Jun
28th
2017

After the school · 9:55pm Jun 28th, 2017

I was like bam! Take that in your face! then my mom came to my room and beat me with my console.

Damn.

Yeah yeah, that sad but I don't give a fuck about you. How was your mother dressed?

Hello, boys.

Oh, not again.

What are you talking about?

Well I-I mean we were talking about...about.

We were talking of thing, Boys things.

Sweetie, talk to them about the party goddamnit!

Yeah.

Alright, We organize a party, and you can come if you want.

Socialize? No thank.

W-well it's nice, but I..I don't know if I'm free or.

No!

Please.

Say yes sugarcube.

Alright, you can count on me.

Yeah.

Great choice partner.

Yeah, it's gonna be cool.

Or not.

Goddamnit!

Comments ( 21 )

4585794
The last time I went to a party, I took a shot of cannon. Physical cure 3 months, mental cure 6 months.

4585804
...I really hate you right now. You Can count on me.

4585807
But it's so easy to complain.

By the way, I have in mind a superb story idea

4585819
Three words, Spike, accident, ghost.

4585821That doesn't sound good for Spike or for the story?

4585826
Yeah, In the Story, Spike is the Biggest loser of canterlot.

4585838
I don't know, maybe it's because I find it difficult to see Spike as a hero in shining armor. I see him more as an unlikely hero.

4585850
Yeah, He's a little brother for the two of us.

4585857
Yeah, you're right...it wil be only for a single chapter.

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