Twilight slumped back on her throne in Canterlot Palace. “You know, Spike,” she said, “this isn’t really what I thought ruling Equestria would be like.”
“Oh yeah?” He glanced down at the schedule in his talons. “Your next appointment is in five minutes, by the way.”
meep
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No, he's nice. Look, see? He has a little basket for carrying her in.
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So he's clearly not designed for underwater repair and mining, since the basket is uncovered, but what does that make the drill for?
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Hugs.
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Oh, I see it now. Yeah, drill-hugs. Dunno how I missed that earlier.
I'll be standing way over here now. I've met my hug quota.
Really, all the Big Daddy's problems would have been solved with a basket.
Suddenly, Bioshock ponified.
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Well, I Forgot I Was There, was just Perfect for Me with a healthy serving of ham. And then I read this fic, Hamony-
I'll steal all your ideas!