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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 1 week
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 7 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 12 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 25 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 28 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Jun
15th
2017

Age of Empires Definitive Edition · 1:03pm Jun 15th, 2017

Have you guys heard?

Microsoft is remastering Age of Empires 1. Unfortunately, it's not on Steam, but I'm still buying this for sure.

Not out yet, but soon. Look for Age of Empires Definitive Edition on Microsoft Store when it's up.

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Sqeeeee!! So hype fuck god of war 4 this is way better!

Seriously, I will buy it without remorse if the game came for steam too

I wonder if the Assyrian Jihadi Rush still works?
-Assy vills had a faster base speed
-Assy vills got Wheel (+speed), Siegecraft (+damage to structures), and Jihad (+speed, +damage, +HP), plus all resource-gathering upgrades (+rate and +efficiency of gathering)

So now we have villagers who can outrun even the fastest mounted units, compete with (low-quality) infantry units in HP and damage, smash walls faster than catapults, strip the landscape near the enemy base of resources faster than a swarm of locusts, and can gather the food needed to make more of themselves easily (rather than competing with the military units for both resources and the unit cap).

The only strategy that reliably crushed them was War Elephants. Too many HP to take down before the eles could trample-damage all the attacking villagers. You could run, you could hide, you could tear up their base, but you couldn't wipe them out.

As long as it doesn’t install from that accursed Windows Store then it might be work picking up.

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