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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 21 weeks
    Facts with Spike: Turkey edition

    Spike Drake was in a classroom, wearing a brown three-piece suit with glasses, he was speaking to a group of children about the magnificent Turkey bird, '' The Ottoman Empire was one of the most powerful and fearsome empires of all time and...What do you mean by Turkey, not Turkey? Oh you mean the bird, not the country of kebabs and tea! Well, I guess I need to inform Mr.Illitch

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    1 comments · 59 views
  • 25 weeks
    Spooky facts with Spike II: The season of the spooky dick!

    Spike Drake was sitting at his parent's kitchen table, he was sewing two pieces of pink fabric in order to turn it into a lovely dress for his niece, '' Oh hello buddy! Look like you are finally here, it's nice to see you so soon at this time of the year...Nah I'm joking what the fuck are you doing at my parent's house? What am I doing? Can't you see I'm being a great uncle for the

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    1 comments · 62 views
  • 42 weeks
    Happy British Colonies Days

    Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on

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    5 comments · 79 views
  • 69 weeks
    Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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    3 comments · 123 views
  • 77 weeks
    Facts with Spike

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

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    4 comments · 135 views
Jun
9th
2017

I hate you Blueblood · 12:48pm Jun 9th, 2017

Thank you my little Spikey wikey for your help.

I would do anything for you Rarity.

Oh Spike, what would I do without you.

Me too, you know rarity. We know each other since Twilight and I arrived at Ponyville and since daybreak, I keep thinking about you. Rarity, do you want to be my special somepony?...Rarity.

OH sweet Celestia! It’s Prince Blueblood!

Whut?

Hello darling, how are you and how is your little assistant?

It’s me cousin, Spi.

Him? It’s nobody.

So if it's nobody, would you like to accompany me to the royal castles.

OF COURSE! I mean, with pleasure.

Good, goodbye nobody.

Bye Spike.

...

Asshole.

Comments ( 17 )

4565758
Even my own family its against me.

Hello you prince wannabe. And I’m talking to you “Prince” Blueblood, you moron.

Yeah, oh boy, revenge is sweet like an ice cream.

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How dare you talk to me like this! I'm a prince so respect me.

4566208 I am a king you gutless coward and you should be sniveling you worthless trout. And to you Rarity, stay with Spike, he's better than that wannabe prince.

4566827 And as for you Spike, don't get cocky.

4567277 And as for you Blueblood, your Auntie Celestia and Auntie Luna are very... lets just say... very MAD at you.

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*drags Blueblood to his aunts*

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Not gonna happen buddy, you flirted with your mare.

4570442
You wish you would be on the moon when THEY get through with you.

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