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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 22 weeks
    Facts with Spike: Turkey edition

    Spike Drake was in a classroom, wearing a brown three-piece suit with glasses, he was speaking to a group of children about the magnificent Turkey bird, '' The Ottoman Empire was one of the most powerful and fearsome empires of all time and...What do you mean by Turkey, not Turkey? Oh you mean the bird, not the country of kebabs and tea! Well, I guess I need to inform Mr.Illitch

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    1 comments · 60 views
  • 26 weeks
    Spooky facts with Spike II: The season of the spooky dick!

    Spike Drake was sitting at his parent's kitchen table, he was sewing two pieces of pink fabric in order to turn it into a lovely dress for his niece, '' Oh hello buddy! Look like you are finally here, it's nice to see you so soon at this time of the year...Nah I'm joking what the fuck are you doing at my parent's house? What am I doing? Can't you see I'm being a great uncle for the

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    1 comments · 65 views
  • 43 weeks
    Happy British Colonies Days

    Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on

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    5 comments · 80 views
  • 71 weeks
    Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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    3 comments · 125 views
  • 78 weeks
    Facts with Spike

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

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    4 comments · 137 views
Jun
8th
2017

Hi, i'm Spike drake and this is my life. · 1:13pm Jun 8th, 2017

Hi Everypony, i’m Spike Drake and this is my wonderful Life.

I know, i’m a beautiful young dragon who live in a city almost entirely composed of woman and, you’re wondering why I am still single with such a charisma.well, it’s because my heart belongs to Rarity, the most beautiful unicorn in all Equestria and today, i’m gonna ask her to be my special som.

SPIKE!!!

Yes Twilight?

Are you still talking to the mirror?

Noooo.

You are pathetic.

Sight, hi everyony, i’m Spike Drake and welcome to my wonderfuck life.

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