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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 21 weeks
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  • 26 weeks
    Spooky facts with Spike II: The season of the spooky dick!

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    1 comments · 64 views
  • 42 weeks
    Happy British Colonies Days

    Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on

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    5 comments · 80 views
  • 70 weeks
    Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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    3 comments · 123 views
  • 78 weeks
    Facts with Spike

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

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    4 comments · 137 views
Jun
4th
2017

Home my ass · 11:31am Jun 4th, 2017

I don't want to go to Canterlot Rarity

what wrong with you Spike, you don't like places that are better than you.

you were talking to me or the cowgirl or to yourself?

say it to my face you rattlesnake!

So after that, would you like to go eat an ice cream with him?

can I bring my friends with me my little candy cane?

S-sure.

I'm just saying that Pegasus are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Shut up you punk!

Don't say such mean words Rainbow.

Spike, Rainbow, both of you are not cool so shut up! We have arrived.

Home sweet home.

Fallout.

Yeah Spike?

Are we dead?

It's too cold to be in hell and we're far from heaven.

It has begun dear brother.

Comments ( 12 )

4557677 The beginning of the end and I'm working on the story right now and it's gonna be great.

I'm a little confused here, why not just adapt this into a story?

4558051 I'm working on the story And this is a bref resume of the chapters.

4558137 And to be honest, since I wrote this blogs, I'm feel love.

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