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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 49 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 122 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 138 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 139 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 150 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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May
3rd
2017

The Herd Life update! · 8:51am May 3rd, 2017

Sorry it's been a hot second! Yes, there's an update, and yes it's coming! I plan on getting this new chapter out later today, Thursday at the latest, and of course I want to tell everyone how sorry that I am that it's been a while. The only excuse I have is that I've been focusing on my original fiction, and naturally trying to build a readership. I've done... Fair, not what I'd like to see, but then again doing okay is better than not doing anything.

That said, I'm sure that you would like to see a little preview, and I have one for you.

The Herd Life

The Official Sequel to Bumbling through my Education

Chapter 3: Unintended Consequences

Bumble felt his body betraying him, a force working through his magic, his abilities, and forcing him kneel before this mare. If things would have been different, and if it would have been far different circumstances he might have considered her to be more than attractive. In truth he was fairly sure he’d think of her as drop dead gorgeous. Instead he felt shame, anger, repulsion, and everything that negated any feeling of being attracted to this mare.

And yet he still found himself kneeling, spreading her thighs apart, his muzzle moving closer, and the scent of her arousal lingering around him. He felt her hands at the back of his head, and the attempt to rebel against what was forcing this ended. He felt his muzzle shoved forward. His lips touched her pussy, no her cunt, he made himself think of it in that term. He felt her hands in his mane.

“Lick me.”

His tongue snaked out, his repulsion didn’t matter, how he felt didn’t matter, and that bothered him. He wanted to separate himself from this. He wanted to go somewhere, anywhere, that wasn’t here, and it wasn’t until the other hoofsteps in the room that he feel some relief. Said relief came as he was pulled back, his actions still mechanical, forced, and looking more like an automaton than his actual self.

“Bumble?”

He didn’t say a word, he wanted to. He wanted to say that he didn’t want to do that, but he couldn’t get it out. All he could do was continue to lick the air, act as if he was still licking her. Her laughter filled the room, and he heard one of his wives growl.

“What did you do to him?!”

Fool, you have no idea do you? Your precious stallion is little more than a toy, a windup doll, and I have the key!

He wasn’t sure what Süßer Sieg had intended, but getting backhanded by an Alicorn most likely wasn’t on the list. Nor was going through the door, into the hall, and slamming into the wall. Bumble wanted to stop, he needed to stop, but it was as if something had locked him away. His mind was screaming out that he didn’t want this, but his body was still doing its best to give pleasure to the air.

“W...what do we do?”

Hearing Pina sound so vulnerable hurt worse than anything he could ever express. She was a rock. A perverted rock to be sure, but a rock, and to hear her so hurt, so worried, it cut him deeply. He felt somepony touch him.

“Sleep.”

Whatever Süßer Sieg had done was no match for his Luna’s abilities. His eyes closed, he fell, and before he could hit the floor her magic grabbed him. She didn’t say a word, only motioning for her sister wife to follow, although she did lift Süßer Sieg into the air and carried her. She didn’t care if the ponies here saw her with one of their own, and if they considered this a potential act of war. They could all suck her tailhole for all she cared. One of their own had done something to her husband, a good and kind stallion, one that loved her for her, and she would see it undone.

She would see it undone, and she would see him returned to her

Comments ( 3 )

Well, there's no doubt she is NOT joining their herd. BUT there is the chance of this b:yay: becoming a c:yay:-loving sl:yay:. Getting the crap screwed outta her yet being left high and dry, willing to do ANYTHING for some sweet release. Again, there's a chance.... maybe.

That's a lot of :yay:s in that comment. I didn't know that we have to censor our expletives now... Anyway, I'm with Frankie--we finally have a mare that wants in, and there is no way in Tartaurus that she would be part of Bumble's herd. I can't wait to see what Luna has in store for this " Süßer Sieg ", but I know that since she's got the balls to go against the damn Princess of the Night, she's got to either be confident as all hell, or insanely stupid...

Not to mention, I'm pretty sure Celestia is also a part of the herd if I remember correctly. Aryanne needs to keep a better eye on her subordinates...

Can't wait to see what they will do with her. No one can resist Luna's magic!

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