Harry Potter and the Virginal Students

I figured out why there’s no “Intimate Relations” to be had in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, despite that place being packed with hormonal kids in very tight living situations.

Hogwarts obviously has spells placed around it that lower the sex drive of those inside it.

Obvious, when you think about it.

Which is why the only line in the entire series series that can be thought of as even slightly lewd reads like this, “His (Harry) mind had drifted to a particularly memorable hour with Ginny down by the lake.” Odds are, once they were out of the castle, they got busy.

That’s my theory anyway.

Comments

[Celestias Paladin]

Makes as much sense as anything

[HiddenMaster]

Hmm...Yeah, I suppose that makes sense.

[LightningSword]

Maybe English wizards are just cooler with their hormones than American No-Majes?

[grey mane]

Makes sense, after all they can't have students getting together and having kids at random. Then they have to drop out and get a crappy job mining for coal, and then you have all the health and environment regulations that you have to follow. And they wouldn't understand any of that without some school'n.