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Feb
23rd
2017

Get Dunked On! Update · 8:08pm Feb 23rd, 2017

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, it seems the Get Dunked On! is getting into its stride, so I thought I'd drop in and talk a little bit about what I've got in store going forward, and a little bit about Sans himself.

First off, for Chapter 2, I plan on having nobody really recognize Sans as the guy who saved knocked Sunset Shimmer down a couple thousand pegs, save for the Rainbooms and Sunset Shimmer herself, of course. This is due to the fact that everybody but those seven was still hypnotized while Sans went all Megalovania on Sunset's ass, and were slowly coing out of it after she got dunked on.

Speaking of Sunset, she actually has some lasting injuries from her fight with Sans (while we're on the topic, I'm surprised no one seemed to pick up on the General Zod reference in her dialogue during the fight with Sans.) One of her legs is injured to the point where she needs a cane in order to walk properly. In fact, since I'm planning on using the "she got a rich guy in give her his vast fortune" headcanon with Sunset, she'll eventually have her own version of the Twi-Cane. Oh, and for the record, I'm not trying to start a meme. Be cool if I did though. Oh, and she's got a few scars from the wings and the tail too.

Now, onto smiley trashbag himself. In addition to becoming the star of the Canterlot High Boys Basketball Team (and maybe an NBA superstar, but that bit might be best saved for an epilogue) he'll also be a member of the Canterlot High band, where he plays the tromebone. In fact, you know how the Battle of The Bands was Rainbooms vs Dazzlings vs Trixie? Well, thanks to Sans' presence, it's now Rainbooms Vs Dazzlings Vs Trixie Vs Sans. And guess what song Sans will be playing for the Battle of the Bands?

Also, I plan to add a few bits where Sans tries to learn how to be human, just to get a few chuckles and try and fulfil the Comedy tag, because Sans' skeleton jokes/puns won't really work now that he's human, so I'm gonna have to come up with some new material for him. Could use some help with that. For example, in the next chapter, he tries human food for the first time, because I'm pretty sure they don't have beef, pork, chicken, fruit, veggies, or cow milk in the Underground. And of course, people don't usually drink ketchup streight-up. I also have the perfect song for these bits as well:

Well, that's all for now. Time to do some R and D on Rainbow Rocks so I know what's what.

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Are you at least going to attempt to follow through on the corrections that I recommended?

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