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Feb
1st
2017

Assassinverse: Let There Be Light: Answering some questions and possible spin-off stories · 5:56pm Feb 1st, 2017

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, things are going quite smoothly as far as the next chapter of Assassinverse: Let There Be Light is going. Twilight's about to use the sword-fighting tactics she learned from Luna prior to her death against her killers. Now then, I've noticed that there seems to be a bit of confusion as far as certain aspects of the story goes. So, I'll try to answer as many as I can.

First off, I've noticed a bit of discussion regarding Flash Sentry's suicide in the Canon Assassinverse Timeline. Thing is though, I've done some research, and it doesn't say WHEN exactly Flash offed himself. Could've been weeks, months, or, as in Let There Be Light, years after Twilight died. And more importantly, now that Twilight's returned from the grave as a White Lantern (still looking for cover art, people!) who says Flash is even going to off himself anyway?

Now then, another thing that I'm sure is bound to come up is the fact that, in Let There Be Light, it's been seven years since Twilight was murdered, and neither the killers nor the ones who orchestrated the plot, which includes Prick Prince Blueblood, have been caught yet, despite hiding in Manehattan all this time. Well, thing is, the Royal Guard only know of the five bodyguards who directly killed Twilight, they don't know who orchestrated the plot or anything.

Now, I'm pretty sure some of you are going to ask "Why not just have the killers get killed?" Simple: because the murders would get traced back to them. Rich and powerful though the Traditionalists may be, and although they can easily bully, bribe, or kill anyone who gets in their way, there's always a breadcrumb trail. Always.

Now then, onto the second part of this post. With Twilight being a White Lantern, you can bet I'm not just going to cross it over with Blackest Night and call it good. Oh, no, I'm going all-out with this baby. Here are some ideas I was spitballing:

The Nightmare Moon-verse/The New Lunar Empire: Imagine it: White Lantern shows up, Nightmare Moon hears the words "white alicorn," and automatically thinks her sister has somehow returned from the sun (or the grave, depending on which way the tide goes), and the rest is history.

The actual MLP timeline: Because reasons.

Well, that's all for now, kiddies! Remember: dying is easy, comedy is hard!

Comments ( 3 )

Joker. Buddy. Pal. Friendo. Listen to me for a sec.
Please, for the love of god, focus on one story.
Being stretched out across multiple stories doesn't work. It takes too long to update one, the quality can go down if you're constantly working, yadda yadda yadda. So buddy, just focus one one. Hell, take a vote if you want to see which one you should focus on! Just focus on ONE.
I don't mean to sound like your boss or an asshoe, or anything, but I think it'd work out better.

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"Asshoe"? Sorry, I know you're trying to be helpful, but that typo is just HILARIOUS!

4405993 LOL. Didn't even see that.

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