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  • 1 week
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 2 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

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    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

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  • 5 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

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Feb
1st
2017

On the topic of one of the characters in the upcoming 75 follower special: · 2:59am Feb 1st, 2017

Carrion - the undead griffon, created by AlchemicalRainbow.

Hey Alchemical, would you mind if I gave Carrion the nickname "pincushion" just for the sake of a recurring joke about knives being stuck in him?

'Cause with how the special's coming along, he's pretty much gonna become a knife block for the rest of the characters. :derpytongue2:

Comments ( 16 )

I don't think he will mind.

4404919 Same here, but better safe than sorry.

XD

Best joke 2017. :moustache:

I'd call him like "Chopping Block" or "Knife Block" or something along those lines

4406123

How about Cleaver Cleaner?

I just read the part that said "...undead..." so he will more than definitely be stabbed at least three times a day, by me... and kept on a chain... make that five chains and 25-foot high walls around the Mexican border... wait... I mean 25-foot high walls around a cage that it is in, with electricity running through the cage, at all times

4406437 But what's the use if he's dead already?

4406439 1) so he doesn't infect anypony else. 2) Have you ever smelt the smell of decay, cause if not it's horrid

4407168 But he's a magically reanimated corpse discarded by Twilight. He has no chance of infecting anyone else.

And yeah, I've written back stories for characters that only have a description without much of a bio.

4407178 sure, you can say that it was one of Twilight's fuck ups, but I still will feel unnerved about being around a zombie, and if a piano lands on it, don't blame me, and I'm calling it "it" 'cause a zombie no longer has a gender. I mean, I literally study zombies, live zombies, and breathe zombies for my books and fanfics, why do you think I call myself "Undead Equestrian Writer"? It's either a Voodoo zombies from Haitian culture, the slow moving Romero zombies, or the rage zombies from 28 Days/ Weeks later. If what you're telling me is true, then it's a Haitian like Voodoo zombie.

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