• Member Since 22nd Aug, 2012
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Orthoros


A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

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  • 130 weeks
    Addendum: Releasing the mega cringe :)

    As a little goodbye-present, so to speak, I re-released the first story I ever wrote on here. It's terrible, terrible garbage, but well, the long description already tells you everything you need to know about it.

    Read at your own risk.

    3 comments · 545 views
  • 130 weeks
    And I'm gone again... for good this time.

    The jury verdict is out: I'm done with ponies.

    I did try to continue with alicorn of music, and even wrote a chapter or two of an entirely different pony story, which will never see the light of day. But it turns out that I just, can not. even.

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    16 comments · 972 views
  • 158 weeks
    back at work

    after about 6 months of just staying at home, I'm currently back to working full time, and boy oh boy, is my body not used to that anymore. I come home everyday basically feeling ready to crash into bed lmao.

    Anyway, time to write is scarce currently, but I'm still managing a few paragraphs here and there. Basically, slow going, but I'm trucking along... slowly :)

    2 comments · 322 views
  • 164 weeks
    I'm back...

    I really am ^^

    19 comments · 529 views
  • 194 weeks
    New Story, One Shot... maybe?

    I just released a new one shot, so go read it uwu.

    (It took me 5 months to write because I'm a lazy piece of shit)

    2 comments · 383 views
Jan
10th
2017

New Sneks · 9:53pm Jan 10th, 2017

Hiya, I just got myself some new snakes and thought I'd share it with you guys! :D

For some reason my imagehost turned this pic around and I can't fix it :( w/e If you open it in a new tab it's oriented correctly though ^^



Report Orthoros · 610 views · Story: Divine Entertainment · #Snakes
Comments ( 11 )

Beautiful danger noodles, whats their names?

Boop their snoots

4377461 Just got 'em today, so right now, they don't have names. Also, just regular noodles, nothing dangerous about them :D

4377465 As soon as they had some time to adjust to their new home, I'll boop away :D

4377512

You should hold a contest to vote the not-danger-danger noodles names, or just a large vote.

If so, then i recommend the yellow be named Snooter-Booter, and the brown be named Booper-Snooter.

As you can see, i am amazing at coming up with names.

EDIT: didn't see the third one, i say you name him/or her General. David Hisslehoff or Booper-Snooter-Mooper.

DANGER NOODLE

Also, what species(es) are they? That albino one looks poisonous.

4377606 I'm gonna be honest with you... those names are terrible :pinkiehappy: I MIGHT let my readers decide on one of their names... might.

4377613 All three of them are Ball Pythons, which are not venomous(few snakes are poisonous btw). My cousin which is an ex-breeder gave them to me for free, since he needs more space at home. Which is super awesome because that stuff is kinda expensive... (The albino ones usually cost around 400 bucks!)

4377652

I'm gonna be honest with you... those names are terrible :pinkiehappy: I MIGHT let my readers decide on one of their names... might.

You should name one of them "Danger Noodle". Or better yet, "Nope Rope"! :pinkiehappy:

All three of them are Ball Pythons

:O

...also, why are there no emotes of happy Fluttershy? There need to be emotes of happy Fluttershy. A happy Fluttershy would be perfect for this situation.

which are not venomous(few snakes are poisonous btw).

Actually, I said that because of their head shape in the picture (the albino one especially gives a good view of it). There's actually a rule of thumb where most* of the time, a triangular head means venomous, while a round head means not venomous. The triangular shape happens because of the fangs.

* Notice, I said "most" here. Some snakes refuse to obey this rule, because they enjoy trolling people.

The Danger Noodle that's curled up in the first picture reminds me of my uncle Andrew... :unsuresweetie:
Must be the lack of hair. :twilightblush:

Why is there 2 habitats for them? Or do you have something else in the other tank?

4378432 There's a Corn Snake in the upper tank.
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Corn snakes :heart:

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