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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 49 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 89 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 113 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Dec
25th
2016

Thirsty? · 3:56am Dec 25th, 2016

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Comments ( 7 )

Nah, I'm quenched. So full of spiders, you can't even imagine how much spider cider I drank.

what is that from?! I want it!

eh i prefer spider cider myself

I saw this a bit ago and loved it.

Here is the actual source!

It's a vignette blog with dozens of amusing nanofics just like that one. Enjoy! :pinkiehappy:

EDIT: Apparently, the author has taken almost all of them down! :fluttershyouch: But the author does sell little books with them, in chapbook form (whatever that is).

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I posted a link (just below this message) to the author's blog.

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