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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 1 week
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 6 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 153 views
  • 12 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 186 views
  • 25 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Dec
24th
2016

Bendy is not a troll... at least not really · 1:27pm Dec 24th, 2016

Quite a few times I've been called a troll here on fimfiction.... me Bendy.

But I don't really do trollish things, as in constantly harassing users here. Okay, I ask really stupid questions during the Good HIE podcast, but I don't hound them for an answer by messaging them or anything. Does asking such questions make me a troll, even though I mean nothing spiteful from them?

I guess... you could consider me a troll by the trollfics I write. Is writing trollfics enough to qualify me a troll? Even though I don't harass people by leaving stupid, non constructive criticism comments of a hateful nature?

I like to think I'm a very nice person. To those that know me, am I nice or am I just being delusional, in that I would really give Bender a run for his money in being a nasty person.

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Nah, you're fine bendy. Keep writing about big pony butts and humans small dicks.

You know what man, don't listen to them! Your a good guy and I enjoy your stories!

You talk like trolls can't be nice people and I think you definition of trolling has been mixed up with bullying.
Trolling is the art of makeing somebody or somebodys angry, bullying is the one that's about hurting people physically and/or mentally.

just think about without trolls in the uk they wouldn't have a ship called boaty mcboatface, and you cannot deny that is an act of absolute pure goodness.

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Thanks for the supportive words everyone.

4354049 what? Were my words supportive?
That certainly wasn't my intention when typing them but if that's what you got from my words then I need to get better at them.

I can't believe my hatred for every life form on earth was misconstrued so badly, I'm disappointed with myself for not getting my point across.

I'm sorry my wording must have been awful for you to think that's what I was trying to say, I promise to try harder next time.

Bendy, as stated in Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. You are "mostly harmless ". In my humble opinion, you are cheeky. I love the escapism your fics provide.
Surely, you don't take the opinions of others too seriously?
If you do, you really shouldn't.

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