Beware of Trolls in the Comments!

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No need to thank me. Just keep reading my stuff! I love it when people read my stuff!

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[kudzuhaiku]

[Scarheart]

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[kudzuhaiku]

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[jjrock7H]

If you have to worry about trolls then you've already lost.

I myself particuly enjoy going after white knights.
They may be a little too easy to rile them up so it's not quite as... Rewardingly difficult to do so, but it is oh so very satisfying to knock them off their high horse because they weren't looking where they were going.

They never notice they've been baited until you tell them, you could completely reverse and undo any statements you've made and they still won't notice the hook lodged in their throat.

It's the greatest thing ever.

[Scarheart]

4350679 My troll senses are tingling!

[jjrock7H]

4350682 then you had better get your 'senses' recalibrated because I am far worse then anyone that claims the title of troll should ever be.
And if you are picking me up on your "troll senses" then they are way to broad to be usefull.

Stop reading this comment here if you want to continue your belief that there could be good in some of humanity.

If you want to know why then you should have gotten the hint that I actively go after White Knights, they are easy to rile up but they are so very rare on the Internet that you have to go to places that are supposedly safe havens and have a somewhat 'good' community of sorts. (Which it is to be noted also very rare.)

And here I am. Quite possibly the most irredeemable person in existence, here only to ruin someone's day.
I don't even like the show I've only seen bits and pieces of it, just enough so that I know what people are talking about.

And that's not even the worst part! You can't just find white knights floating around, even in the best of community's.
To get to the the white knights you gotta go through someone else just to draw them out.
And you gotta be mean real mean, and clever enough to make it sound like you believe the bs your spewing.

[kudzuhaiku]

I am the ultimate troll. I continue to exist despite life's best efforts to kill me.

Goddess, it's awful.

[Chapter 13]

4350779 We love you anyways, Kudzu.

~ Chapter: 14

[GordonFreebrony]

Guys, c'mon, we all know that gr-
We all know that gree-
That gree-
Greed-

*clears throught*
Greedo shot fiiii----
Shot fiiirr-
Shot fiiirrrr---
Shot fiiirrssss-last!

Damnit! My innate nerdism won't let me even do a fake troll!

[kudzuhaiku]

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[Scarheart]

4350705 This is how one starts a day: Wake up, read a reply, and proceed to laugh like a loon.

[jjrock7H]

4351027 I'm glad you like my work. Although it is somewhat odd that you do, the sentiment is still appreciated.

[kudzuhaiku]

I think I'll write a shipfic with Luke Skywalker, Picard, Kirk, and Twilight Sparkle.

Picard and Kirk will be bottoms. Twilight will be futa. And Luke just won't stop playing with his lightsaber.

[MonolithiuM]

Were you visited by Alondro the Spirit of Trolling?

[Scarheart]

4351728 Yes. It got boring when he started repeating himself.

[MonolithiuM]

4351865 Well he's a fun one to be sure.