MA Bartender in Equestria
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When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!
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Dec

12th

2016

Almost Forgot · 7:34am Dec 12th, 2016

I go back in this week for a damned follow up operation and will be unable to finish the latest chapter until later this week. Nothin' to worry about like any of you perverts care and I hope to get the next chapter, which is a doozy so far, up and running for all to see and laugh.

So before I go in to have some crack pot yank poke around in my innards I want to thank all of you for a week worth remembering. Go ahead, let it bubble inside of you for a minute. In all seriousness though I'm very glad that "Bartender for Boners" has been such a huge success and I've met some pretty incredible people that have read and laughed at my antics.

Till the next update!