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SilentAuthor


10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

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  • 266 weeks
    Retirement bandwagon

    Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.

    I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.

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  • 292 weeks
    Who the buck reads blogs anyway? Probably baliwogs.

    So been a while.

    yep been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while.

    Yep yep.

    So...

    Filthy Filly Show kind of stopped. Insert real life drama, surgery, other click bait bullshit you don't really care about.

    Where's my ending to Second Time Around Silent Fuck Knuckle?

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  • 332 weeks
    FIRST EVER VIDEO BLOG ENTRY (With Drinking)

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  • 332 weeks
    When romance and porn become all too real.

    As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because

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  • 333 weeks
    Drunken Ramblings of a smut writer

    So hey.

    Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

    Ugh...

    Thank you.

    I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

    Thanks.

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    5 comments · 470 views
Dec
11th
2016

Holiday... day? Also chapter 8 I guess. · 1:50am Dec 11th, 2016

Took most of today to do some baking and relax since being on my feet the last few days has left me absolutely feckin drained. Yeah yeah I'm bitching but you all are insatiable!

I wrote that glaring at no reader in particular. We'll just call them Towelboy

That being said I got my coffee and I'm ready to crank out chapter 8 tonight and in case anyone was wondering... It's gonna be a steamy one.

You all are perverts and you'll be the death of me.

Comments ( 8 )

I saw this on my way home tonight, but I couldn't read it on my phone besides the title. Chapter 8? I was quite happy except I knew I was out of Glenfiddich, and resotcking was gonna be a pain. I picked up the 2nd best Glenlivet on the way, Poured my boot of Baileys, and fired up FIM on my tablet, I was all set to pour my scotch and relax with an awesome yarn; but wait, what is this? There is no chapter 8 in the list ya git.

I guess I'll just reread from the beginning and see about finishing a small shoe of baileys. I'm holding this against you forever.

4335496 Oh trust me this chapter will make it up to you I promise.

Also having a glass of Orphan Girl Cream Liqueur over ice with a hint of home made root beer. I call it a dirty orphan and it tastes like sweet, sweet sadness.

4335501 I like this idea, but I just drank all my baileys. I now have an excuse to get more at least.

4335520 I'm of irish and scottish descent but i am not a heavy drinker. i prefer ciders to beers. i can admit that the only beers i had were commercial ones, so i cant say whether or not they were any good. i will say this though, my grandparents make a mean homemade eggnog with canadian whiskey and port. its super sweet, smooth, and you can't taste the booze. but the nog is like 45% alchohol by volume and its fucking delicious. on the other hand, i want to thank you for turning me on to the duhks.

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The Duhks are truly amazing and if it was me that turned you onto them I'm happy!

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