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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Nov
25th
2016

Hey~ · 4:46am Nov 25th, 2016

This is a story I'm writing with no plot in mind but just letting it go where it goes. Been forcing myself to either rewrite, or toy around with the next Shyset chapter daily, and I'm happy to say I know what I'm putting down on the next chapter now!

Well, sorta, I have the idea, I just gotta make Fluttershy... Fluttershy you know? Sunset's easy, I can be an funny audacious A-hole if I put my mind to it. Fluttershy... hits a little too close to home personality wise. I'm like if Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie decided to make out and one of them puked a baby that happened to be on fire, but it's okay because the baby likes the fire, but it's not okay because the baby is burning alive and just having a ball getting incinerated. It is EXACTLY like that, except I'm more hairy than the average pony. Just make a big, wide framed, hairy baby on fire. There you go...

Perfect~

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