King Sombra candy jar

[Nyx] Oooo...pretty jar!
[Sombra] Yes, it turned out rather nice.
[Nyx] I was bored. You've been spending entirely too much time flogging slaves, so what's an evil TimeWitch to do on her own?
[Sombra] True. This is tame compared to some of the trouble you've been getting into of late, I must admit.
[Nyx] And how is hassling your future assassins "trouble", my King?
[Sombra] I was thinking more of that poor wretch you brought back with us from the future.
[Nyx] Who? Oh, him. I think his name is Braeburn. I haven't been all that busy with him. Your other concubines have been so taken with his fair appearance and gorgeous golden locks, I can't get near him.
[Sombra] That is my fault, I suppose. Every time I bring them a new - what do you call it - oh yes, a "boy toy" and leave the Empire for any length of time, they nearly kill him with their "attentions" *snort!*
[Nyx] I'd rather not talk about it. He WAS supposed to be for me, after all.
[Sombra] You're a big filly, Nyx. You can take care of the concubines yourself.
[Nyx] I know. It's just so much fun to watch him squirm!
[Sombra] Ah yes, especially when he's mount -
[Nyx] Psst! Your Highness, the Yak delegation just came in the room!
[Sombra] We will discuss this another time, then.
[Nyx] I hope for more than discussion, my King.
[Sombra] You always do, Nyx. You always do.

(jar made by Hail King Sombra, based on his color scheme)