I'm True to Myself #3 (Rant: Why I hate Twilight Sparkle) · 8:55pm Nov 12th, 2016
Aware this will bring disagreement and hatred among people, and aware it does hypocrite my own characters in some ways... I gotta be true to myself.
There are reasons I dislike Twilight Sparkle, her friends, and the entire MLP concept, (Which is why I make my starfleet fics to make a stance) and I'll do so in a matter similar to Quagmire hating Brian.
Why do I hate you, Twilight Sparkle... it's easy...
You… are the absolute worst creature I know!
You constantly believe so much in the power of friendship that you practically force it down everyone’s throats because you want them to live the way you do, like it’s the only way to live.
It’s NOT! It’s just ONE way!
…And to add insult to injury; you just can’t seem to take “No” for an answer. Whenever you come across some creature that doesn’t share your view, you constantly stalk and harass them hoping they’ll cave in and comply with your ways.
That’s not being liberal, that’s being a control freak! GOD, you're so presumptuous!
And you have way too many double-standards! You say we should always learn and grow from our pasts and our mistakes, including really harsh and hurtful memories that we don’t want to remember, and then you say we should just forget about these thoughts and move on from them, and still use them to learn and better ourselves, which isn't nearly as hypocritical as your "Everyone should think for themselves" saying, when you keep getting in their faces and trying to change them and improve themselves to YOUR way of thinking!
I’ve got news for you, highness: these things and your whole self-improvement acts DON’T make you a better creature, they make you WORSE!! Spineless, weak, pathetic, and moronic…
And you and your friends delude yourselves thinking that you’re the big heroes of Equestria, when the truth is, you faced a bunch of weak and insufferable bad guys that anyone could have overcome, and you keep thinking it’s the power of Friendship that does it for you… WELL IT ISN’T, it’s just plain over the top magic!!
Friendship isn’t magic, it’s just a feeling!!
That doesn’t even come close to your delusions of happy endings and hope for the future. Ignoring bad things doesn’t stop bad things from happening you know! You keep hoping for and planning for the best when should also prepare yourself for the worst!
You think Friendship can solve every problem! WELL IT CAN’T!! Some folks have dead relatives, let's see Friendship bring them back!
Other people have hardships and such misery, and friendship just passes them by, it didn't work.
Oh, but look who I’m talking to-- what scars and burns do you have? What super tragedies have you ever sustained in your life and carry with you? NOTHING!! NONE OF IT!! You just somehow end up with happy ever afters and reflect on nothing else that could have happened from it, and that’s makes you IGNORANT as well.
And what I think I really hate about you, is your own hypocrisy…
You and your friends pretend to act like model citizens, when, really, you’re nothing but a bunch of shallow pompous show-offs with more bad traits than good, and that’s heavily evidenced by the way you all behave.
…Rarity’s a vain snob, Rainbow’s a loudmouth show-off, Pinkie Pie’s a crazy hyperactive party animal who gets into people’s faces worse than you like she’s taken a load of narcotics, Applejack does nothing but work all day and lets it control her life, and Fluttershy, she’s either scared of her own shadow and too meek to talk, or she’s a crazy psycho that scares people… You’re all way too overdeveloped and with so many contradictions…MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY, PICK A TRAIT AND STICK TO IT!!!!
And then there’s the drama and problems you try to solve in Equestria, when HALF of those problems were started by you, and you never actually LEARN from your own lessons and mistakes! You just repeat them and get worse over and over again!
-You brainwashed a ton of ponies to cause a fake friendship problem.
-You unleashed the pony of shadows without THINKING or CONSIDERING first
-You nearly caused Equestria to fall because of your treason when the Storm king attacked and you just had to get that pearl from the sea, which nearly cost you all your friends!
-You lied to Celestia about her terrible acting skills!
-You even barred the Cutie Mark Crusaders from your school of friendship over a misunderstanding without considering the facts and evidence!
…You haven’t learned a thing, and while you go around sticking your muzzle in other creatures’ affairs claiming you’re doing it to promote world peace and ever-lasting friendship, it’s more like you’re only doing this to protect your image and reputation!
You can’t stand it when other creatures don’t share your views and prefer to do things their own ways, even if they’re not that dangerous! You think that if not everyone is happy or doesn't believe in friendship is a threat... a potential danger that could spread evil all across the land, and it'll ruin your images Princess of Friends. So you stalk and harass ponies until they cave in and bow to your ways.
Some Friend you are-- never respect other creature's privacy, feelings, or considering that they aren't hurting anyone and are no real threat. You're just in it all for yourself, for YOUR OWN SAKE!!!
…But you know what! I could forgive all of that… ALL OF IT…
…If you WEREN’T… SUCH… A BORE!!
That’s what I hate about you, Twilight Sparkle! You are nothing… nothing but a big, power-hungry, hypocritical, misguided, ignorant BORE!!”
…And that is how I feel about you! What do you think of that?!
Huh! The Miserable Mule!
Twilight does work hard you think he learn all those spells so easily plus is likely celestia taught her more than she would school meaning more work
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Some people don't consider what others do work or helpful...
Like how Legendbringer scoffs at me for taking care of my grandmother or my sister's dog when she's away. Or doing chores round the house to help people when they need it or ask isn't helpful or useful.
...As for Twilight, she may work at her spells, but it's her lack of reality and realizations that irk me.
Dang legend is jerk to you I wonder where it all comes from but anyway she does reality and realization. She is the one who gave zecora a chance at first, she is the one who didn't Gave in to Trixie's challenge for she nothing to prove,she realized that cadence was a fake when others didn't has she knew her more than her friends,she knows that being the only princess left during the season 4 premier means she take charge even if it was shown for a few second.
And seriously I don't get why legend is so mean to you
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He's just a dick in general...
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I saw a bit of that in his 9th chapter of fall of Stargate tho I must admit this story (as in the whole fic minus the 9th one)up until that point is pretty good.I guess it depends on person
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I still submit, the only he made that whole stuff was to bash me, he even said it himself.
"I never thought I'd piss off Mykan... that was a bonus"
He can't even get my characters RIGHT or their motives and methods. He still thinks Ace Ray was put in Jail becuase he mocked other people (No that's not it)
He still thinks Ace Ray was brainwashed (No he wasn't)
He (Like many others) think Starfleet are invaders and bullies that FORCED themselves into Equestria, and are responsible for it's destruction (Not at all)
Besides, I told you before, he doesn't even care about what he even wants, it's be proven. Even if you give him what he wants he won't care (He won't read it, he'll still ignore it, and still downvote you and mock you "Because it's fun")
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Well I never made a fanfic(I feel I am not ready yet)so I shouldn't know,and wait it was a bonus so he never thought it would tick you off and what do you mean he doesn't care about what he wants?*feels a bit confused*
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but he wanted it too, he's been at my throat for a long time... posting rants and LIES about me...
and I just TOLD you what it means...
He doesn't care about what he wants: If you actually DO what he wanted, he'll STILL make fun of you and be a jerk.
He asks for things he doesn't even want. He's not concerned with the characters, plots, the writing... all he's interested in is being rude. (I rewrote my stories several times... I even got rid of somethings he didn't like... and he still acted like a prick)
He only cares about bullying.
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Oh you updated the previous message sorry let me finish reading it
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Oh dang0-0 I didn't know and about the not doing your characters right along with there motives and methods. While I agree that starfleet are not invaders and only wanted to help. Depending on ones point of view they can be view has a bit hostile*level of the redeems on their side is almost non existent key word almost to any evil army*
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but they aren't hostile, nor an evil army.
Starfleet doesn't CAUSE wars... and they don't INVADE peaceful worlds like Equestria, and they also don't conquer planets. That's not who they are...
Plus, they can redeem creatures, IF the creature is redeemable, or if I make it part of the plot, but most creatures are not redeemable (Not for the things they've done)
Besides, redemption almost destroyed their entire universe in Season 4
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Of course they aren't I can see that they are good and are with side of justice and yes I know they redeem*which is why i said almost*. They just want there world to be a better place no more evilness*well 98% if ace ray can go evil then there is a very very rare chance there will be another evil space pony in future* and yes while redemption is like a gambit they could really be redeem or it could be a ruse but it can pay off if twilight didn't trust discord again*I feel that celestial trust him with such a task to early along with that why alone!*it could have been the end but the moment when it was discord being who felt betrayed*karma sweet revenge yet merciful karma*he now knows how felt to lose everything"friends,home,powers,maybe immorality*he has truly truly seen the error of his ways plus you get a super power ally on your side like men or tommy especially tommy in the long run
Well, see ya, twilight! Thanks for the fucking steak.