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Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

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  • 258 weeks
    Real talk from the wife.

    I think we need real talk for a minute about mlp fim. I've been super disappointed in the crystal ponies. Also straight up where are my sparkle ponies. Like the ponies that are basically crystal ponies full of glitter. As a child of the 80s I have certain expectations around my crystal ponies and the current gen has let me down storywise and with merch.

    So this is my life.

    3 comments · 516 views
  • 302 weeks
    Went to work today...

    School doesn't start until the 20th, yet I have to show up to work. Not even any other faculty here yet.

    So, I figured I'd write some horsewords.

    Unfortunately, I spent all day actually working, and now I just feel unproductive.

    :applejackunsure:

    5 comments · 396 views
  • 304 weeks
    Coq au vin (aka, another episode of Hap cooks drunk)

    Those of you who have bad enough judgment to associate with me on discord will probably recall many picture spams of foodstuffs in various states of completion. I post recipes. Some of you have even been brave enough to make them!

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    7 comments · 414 views
  • 304 weeks
    Going to BronyCon. Who to hang out with?

    Are you going to be at BronyCon?

    I've not planned for this at all. My summer has just been too busy. So, I'm going to let you all do some planning!

    Who's going, and when are we hanging out?

    5 comments · 388 views
  • 308 weeks
    Not asking for help.

    I don't have medical expenses. I have a car that'll get me to work. I'm not in danger of running out of food (potatoes, yes, but that's only because she eats them).

    Yet, I present to you a patreon link.

    'Bert said, "I don't expect anybody to give us money, but if they want to, we should make it possible."

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    9 comments · 453 views
Oct
6th
2016

Story idea: · 1:19pm Oct 6th, 2016

A world-renowned unicorn chef named Thyme is secretly taking over the world with a mind-controlling ingredient. He is exposed by Twilight Sparkle, and forced to call on his minions, turning everyone who's tasted his gourmet food into soldiers in his war.

Twilight tries everything, to no avail.

In the end, she concludes that...











you can't turn back Thyme.

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Comments ( 5 )

God. Damn. It. Hap.

That's kinda clever to be honest.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Permission to "butcher" this idea?

Hap

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Knock yourself out, big boy.

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