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James Light


Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

  • MClopshots (Season 6)
    A collection of clopfics based on each episode of Season 6 taken from start to finish within a 24-hour period. Want to see what kind of activities our little ponies get into when the cameras go off with little to no story? Then enter (if you dare)!
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Sep
26th
2016

24-Hour Clopshots (Episode 21 Poll Results) · 12:58am Sep 26th, 2016

Here are the not-so-close results for this week's 24-Hour Clopshot poll!

*Graph does not show votes submitted through PM, of which there was only one for A*


WINNER: Twilight + Spike x Starlight

67 Votes

Accelero and Similo Duplexsis, when combined in just the right way, make it so you can be in two places at once, which just so happens to give Twilight and Spike an idea.


Runner-up: Starlight x Main Six (-Twilight)

47 Votes

Trying (and failing) to do all these Friendship lessons at once is stressful work. So, as anypony would do, Starlight decides to take a moment to relieve some of said stress with her (magically-controlled) friends.


Honorable Mention: Starlight x Rainbow Dash

15 Votes

Chillax with Rainbow Dash? What does chillaxing mean? Well, Starlight is about to find out!


And, seeing as we're close to season's end, here's the current list of 2nd place ideas for the special week-after-season's-end bash!

Runner-ups

*Episodes before Episode 7 were not polled and, as such, do not have a 2nd place idea

Episode 7 (Newbie Dash) - Rainbow "Rarity" Dash x Soarin, Spitfire x The Wonderbolts
The Rarity version of Rainbow Dash flirts with Soarin as Spitfire gives "massages" to her teammates in the locker room


Episode 8 (A Hearth's Warming Tail) - Starlight x Twilight
While waiting for Spike to get some hot cocoa, Twilight decides to try a different tactic to get her pupil into the Hearths Warming spirit.


Episode 9 (The Saddle Row Review) - Manehattan columnist Buried Lede x Rarity
In a big city like Manehattan, news-worthy stories are coming in all the time. So, when Rarity approaches a columnist and asks him to write up a story on her new boutique, he tells her that, at most, she'll get a small column in the newspaper. So, in order to get a bigger story in the paper, Rarity decides to give him an offer he can't refuse; letting him go "deep" in order to get the scoop.


Episode 10 (Applejack's "Day" Off) - Twilight x Spike
After becoming fed up with their progress on Applejack's list, Twilight and Spike decide to blow off some steam with a quick little session in the barn.


Episode 11 (Flutter Brutter) - Zephyr Breeze x Rainbow Dash
Rainbow, feeling a little hot under the tail, decides to just go ahead and fuck Zephyr as he continues to flirt with her all the way to the Wonderbolts Headquarters. But when he climaxes without offering to finish her off, she gets a little rough with the younger stallion.


Episode 12 (Spice Up Your Life) - Rarity x Coriander Cumin
Rarity helps Coriander Cumin loosen up while Pinkie and his daughter, Saffron Masala, are out getting ponies to come to the restaurant.


Episode 13 (Stranger Than Fan Fiction) - Rainbow Dash x Caballeron and his minions
Rainbow Dash tries to get Quibble to realize that they are actually in danger (while getting gangbanged).


Episode 14 (The Cart Before the Ponies) - Cheerilee x Big Mac
Cheerilee passes time at the finish line by showing off her costume to Big Mac.


Episode 15 (28 Pranks Later) - Celestia
Celestia, on one of her rare days off, has decided to take a little "me time" in her personal bed chambers. Problem is, every time she gets close to a well-deserved and well-needed climax, a letter from Spike appears and interrupts her. Figuring that such a rapid-fire barrage of letters must mean that Twilight needs her, she begrudgingly opens one up... To find that her fellow Princess has been doing some writing of a very, very different kind.


Episode 16 (The Times They Are A Changeling) - Spike x Twilight and Starlight
Spike doesn't need a disguise seeing as the train car their in is empty. Hey, wait a second... The train car is empty!


Episode 17 (Dungeons & Discords) - Celestia and Main Six x Yaks (plus a "pony eating" yeti)
Princess Celestia's personal goodwill-tour of Yak-Yakistan goes awry, forcing the ponies to due some unconventional things to regain their favor.


Episode 18 (Buckball Season) - Team Ponyville x Team Appleloosa
The rules of Fuckball are simple; An Earth Pony tries to kick the ball into the bucket, a Pegasus defends the bucket, and a Unicorn tries to distract them both (sexually, with his/her mouth/magic/junk) to help his/her team.


Episode 19 (The Fault in Our Cutie Marks) - Gabby x CMC
Scootaloo asks Gabby what she's good at. Gabby gives an... unexpected answer.


Episode 20 (Viva Las Pegasus) - Applejack x Fluttershy, Trapeze Star
Applejack and Fluttershy check out the resorts signature show, Ponet Fantastique, and find out its a little more "adult" than they originally thought.


Episode 21 (Every Little Thing She Does) - Starlight x Main Six (-Twilight)
Trying (and failing) to do all these Friendship lessons at once is stressful work. So, as anypony would do, Starlight decides to take a moment to relieve some of said stress with her (magically-controlled) friends.

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Comments ( 7 )

You know what I would like to see you do eventually? I would like to see you release the other options and callit something like "24-Hour Clopshots (the deleted scenes)" or "24-Hour Clopshots (Director's cut)"

Woot! I can't wait for the next chapter!

4227146 How much free time do you think I have!? I kid, I kid... But I'm already behind with everything else I'm writing and there's SO much I want to write but don't have the time to, so I'd say the chances of that ever happening is, and I'm rounding up here, a good 0%.

4227203 That's why I said "eventually" not "drop everything and do it now"

Aaaand there goes my streak. Horsefeathers. Ah well my favorite still got 2nd. Which from the looks of it, once the season is over we we'll be getting all the second place ones too? So that works for me. :raritywink:

4227392 Oh no, not all the second place finishers. Sorry, should have described what the special week-after-season's-end bash is actually going to be. :twilightoops:

Basically, at the end of the season, there will be 20 second-place finishers. I'll then put up a poll with all 20 ideas and ask you guys/gals to pick your top 5 choices, and from that I'll narrow it down to 10. Then there will be an identical poll with those 10 that will bring the number of ideas down to 5, and, finally, the top second-place idea will be chosen from those (resulting in one, last story to end the season with).

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Ahh okay that makes a lot more sense! Thought it was cool but crazy you were going to do all of them but only one makes so much more sense! Going to be hard to even pick my top five I think lol.

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