mfw I've reached the top · 10:09pm Sep 8th, 2016
"Alicorn Milk" is now the newest inductee to the most hallowed hall in fimfiction history:
I've made it, you guys. I've reached the summit. Testicular mediocrity below me; open skies above. Feels good.
Fhe real question is how are you planning on celebrating this magnificent achievement?
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Thank you, thank you. For my next trick, I'll probably be focusing a lot on testes of either the Lunar or demonic-Lunar variety. Gotta go for that 100% induction rate.
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Probably by continuing my never-ending quest to find actually-good clopfics. Or did you mean how should YOU celebrate this magnificent achievement?
...Probably by reading my next story, whenever it comes out. I haven't settled on an idea yet, though I've got a few bouncing around. Unfortunately, it turns out it takes significantly longer to write clop with actual prose and story elements than it does to just throw a bunch of penises and vaginas together and call it a day. Even "Milk" took quite a few hours to write, though it's pretty modest both conceptually and in length.
Clearly, my stories are only for clop readers with the most astute and discerning of tastes.
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I discovered this blog by the hashtag (#what the fuck have they done!?)
I've not been disappointed.
Balls for days yo.