So, I have a gdoc... · 9:27pm Aug 5th, 2016
... and I apparently wrote 33k words worth of an Equestria Girls story. I also happen to have an outline, and I covered, like, two thirds of it.
Totally random excerpt:
Silver Spoon sighed, looking at Diamond Tiara and then at the road behind them. “I’ve made a mistake,” she muttered.
“Not the first and not the last.” Diamond Tiara turned sharply, almost hitting an empty fruit stand.
“No, I mean, I shouldn’t have licked my fingers after–” Silver Spoon looked at her hand.
“Yes, that was sick.”
Silver Spoon blinked a few times, then took off her glasses. “I mean, she was a friggin’ junkie, right? I tasted her blood and now I’m tripping balls.”
“How so?” Diamond Tiara turned to her friend and stared at her, until the sudden wail of a bending fender made her look back at the road.
“I just saw that we ran a fish person over.” Silver Spoon muttered. “And that Twilight Sparkle kicked this dude under our car.”
“Strange. I haven’t noticed anything.” Diamond Tiara shrugged and pushed the accelerator to the floor.
“Did you ever notice anything you ran over?” Silver Spoon asked.
What has my life become?
Interesting. Interesting.