AJBS Chapter Preview: Equestria Girls II... Yay... · 11:00pm Jul 20th, 2016
The first scene of what's to come this Saturday for A Journey Beyond Sanity, exploring more of my contempt over the first film for your entertainment! Enjoy!
Man [BEEP] this film!
Holy [BEEP] [BEEP] this film!
So, just to recap what's happened this morning: Twilight wrote a list for her election, no one caught us sleeping in the library, Sunset Shimmer posted a video online on this world's Youtube - and presumably everyone in the school watched a video about Canterlot High for some reason - shaming both myself and Twilight; catching the latter doing embarrassing things in the library yesterday, making her look dependent on me when I helped her understand the workings of this world, and saying her boyfriend is a rude jerk who needs soap in his mouth.
Any positives? None. Or I guess you can count that we now brought the human Main Five back together. Misunderstandings were cleared and everyone's friends with each other again; learning Sunset was behind their break ups in the first place; though I struggle to understand why that girl even intended to destroy their friendship in the first place.
The thing is, though, why should we care? These five teens aren't the same people we've grown to know and love. They're not their pony counterparts, but complete strangers to us. Different backgrounds, different upbringings, and different circumstances. The movie expects to understand these characters and their attitudes right off the bat. We have no reason whatsoever to get involved with their problems and care about them, other than the fact they're simply alternate versions of the mares. Even though Twilight would disagree immensely with my statement there.
Speaking of which, now Twilight was currently challenged to a game of football - soccer for any Americans out there - by human Rainbow Dash. While the girls and myself watched from the stands, and I did everything in my power to look even slightly interested in what was happening.
Twilight was failing the game, miserably. Though I couldn't blame her.
I am getting infuriated right now.
Oh yeah Sombra? Describe your anger to me.
What does this have to do with anything? The dark voice snarled in my mind, obviously referring to the game. Are we suppose to enjoy this? We know this Rainbow Dash joins the group either way, so why include such a tedious sequence?
Exactly, this is just all pointless. Hell, Rainbow isn't even playing the game right. I'd pretty sure half of her moves there constitute as cheating.
And this is coming from a guy who despises the sport.
Oh shocking. Rainbow won.
About time.
Standing up, Spike jumped off my lap and we approached the two teens, Twilight lying on the ground in exhaustion. "That's game!" Rainbow stated confidently.
I rolled my eyes as Twilight took my offered hand, pulling her up. "Easy does it, love."
Rarity spoke up next nervously, "I... Really thought you were gonna pull it off there in the end!"
"So, what's the plan?" Rainbow asked next, punching Twilight's shoulder playfully. "How can I help you become Princess instead of Sunset Shimmer?"
Twilight was understandably dubious, panting for breath, "But... I... Lost...!"
"Of course you lost!" Well [BEEP] you too. "I'm awesome! But I'm not gonna just help anybody beat Sunset Shimmer; the Fall Formal Princess should be someone with heart and determination."
Huh, how insightful of her... And sickening.
"Well thankfully, Twilight has those in spades." Said teen beamed at the praise, and I nodded to the group. So now we have the human Main Five on our team, I guess. "We should start getting votes for her immediately."
"Agreed... Um..." Applejack now looked at me curiously while the girls cheered happily, "I never got yer name."
"Oh, this is Stardust. Stardust Balance." Twilight introduced her new friends to me with a proud grin, "My boyfriend."
...Any grouchiness from this morning, both being stuck in this world still and not having my routine glass of water, temporarily dissipated at those words.
Well Stardust, now Twilight and you are a couple, she even called you her Boyfriend, of course once you two are back in Equestria you will be her Coltfriend instead, of course then you will be dating a Princess of Equestria, you better start to figure out how to ascend yourself if you want to stay with her then, after all I think you would look good with either a horn or wings or both.
Seriously please stardust make sure you bring the rock 'n' roll to the sequel or classic heavy-metal like Ozzy Osbourne or AC/DC or maybe even metallica I don't know just please please please make the movie actually live up to the title rainbow rocks seriously it has the word rocks in it! So please bring rock 'n' roll or heavy metal in it or else I will just… I don't know what I'm going to do but I know I will be upset LOL