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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jun
15th
2016

Optimal reading settings. · 5:05am Jun 15th, 2016

HEY LOSER.
YOU LIKE READIN' HORSE WORDS?
HOW ABOUT YOU CLICK THAT SEXY LITTLE BUTTON IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER OF THE CHAPTER CALLED Formatting~

Proceed to gently and slowly caress your mouse, or alternatively, stimulate your touch pad by slowly dragging the text size slider to 1.6~

While moaning, gently push forward into the color options and set it to Ultra Dark~

With one final thrust, set the window box size to oooone poooint THREEEEE~!

Everyone likes a different type of font, but for the text size stated, use Pristina. Otherwise, Arial, Helvetica and... ahhh, just play with them, everyone has their own way.

Comments ( 26 )

Personally I prefer Arial, 1.4 font size, Medium Light theme, 1.5 line spacing, 1.85 width.

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Oh really? Lemme try that out~

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Oh yeah, Arial is definitely where it's at. Box doesn't widen any further past 1.25 for me though.

I am a pleb and a philistine. The standard site settings are good enough for me! :ajsmug:

This reminds me of that soon-tobe-released kickstarter game

thing. The "HEY LOSER" part especially.

YOU FORGOT THE FONT CHOICE

0/10 USELESS INSTRUCTABLE

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I was thinking maybe Comic Sans would be a good choice.
*Braces for impact*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHATS THE DEFAULT SITE SETTINGS

MY EYES ARE SCREAMING

HELP

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WE SHARE THE SAME FATE

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Serif.
1.0 on just about everything.
White color.

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I got used to Arial on Google Docs, and I don't really like serif fonts for large amounts of reading anymore.

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Your discomfort is delicious and sexy. :rainbowwild:

*Sitting with computer, flustered*
*Stares at new word style*
*Hand shaking*
*Slowly reaches down*
Hand no.
*Slowly reaches zipper*
Hand stahp.
*Slowly...*
Pickleless why.
*Slowly begins to- If you moused over this, shame on you! Shame!

Arial is pretty rad if you don't know what to pick.

Arial is pretty rad

Arial

Arial is the poor mare's Helvetica.

Georgia, Cambria, or Constantia for serif.
Calibri, Open Sans, or Segoe UI for sans-serif.

Arial, Tahoma, and Verdana can go back to the 90's where they belong. =_=

Really wish they had Quattrocento…

img.imgland.net/fwSLRub.png

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That just made it really REALLY tiny.

What the hell is happening?!

Georgia is the best font. All others need not apply.

Baskerville is just Georgia but for old guys with creepy beards.

Comic Sans isn't terrible, really, but it's just got such a reputation that it's borderline distracting everytime I see it.

Everytime I've ever pre-read or edited someones fic on Gdocs and they're still using the default font (Arial) I have to refrain from asking them to change it. Looking at Arial for any length of time is physically painful.

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Liking all these different opinions here.
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If you really can't find the original settings, clearing your history will set them to default.

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Upper left corner of your internet browser. Click History, choose clear recent history. This will also get rid of any saved passwords on the internet, which pretty much means you have to re-log back in to the websites you visit.

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Check off all the boxes before clearing your history.

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Shrugs.
Play with the settings till you find a mix that you like on FIMfiction. They're not complicated.

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great

now it ALL looks terrible

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