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Cordial Nova


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  • 234 weeks
    Arms and Armament

    So, I was catching up on some blog posts this morning, and happened upon one which discussed the way objects can reflect characters, and happened to use their choices of weapons as an example. Which set me off down the track of contemplating what, in Equestria's earlier and rather rougher pieces of history, might our favorite protagonists arm themselves with should such warlike preparations be

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  • 244 weeks
    Color Coordination

    Given the full-spectrum range of coat and mane colors among Equestrian ponies, can you imagine the trouble planners of any sort of public event that needs a seating chart must have? Not only do they have to take into account all the same considerations that we do, but Earthly event planners don't have to worry about accidentally creating eye-wateringly bad color combinations by accident.

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  • 263 weeks
    Military Controversy

    Is the basic earth pony military unit infantry, or cavalry?

    Please overthink as much as possible, then justify your answers.

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  • 264 weeks
    My E-Mail Informs Me That It Is National Unicorn Day

    It may (ha!) be unofficial, but nonetheless.

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  • 269 weeks
    A Few Words

    I've been conlanging some more, and since some of the words this time are of Advancedverse relevance, thought I'd drop a pointer here.

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May
14th
2016

Cut from Upcoming Chapter · 5:38pm May 14th, 2016

"The character and training, and therefore the expectations, of the Exploratory Service can perhaps be summed up thus: upon wakening to find herself face-to-face with one of the mythologae, her first question was not 'Are you a unicorn?', but rather, 'How come you're purple?'"

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And "where do you fit your brain, with eyes that big?"

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Among the very long list of possible explanations I shall almost certainly not use is "The eyes of the species Equiparvus sapiens are actually derived from squid vision, and as such don't need eyeballs behind them."

(If this becomes anyone's involuntary headcanon, sorry in advance.)

3945191 Well, something strange is clearly going on with those eyes given that the irises expand and contract just as dramatically as the pupils within them...

The human-turned-pony fanfic Oh To Be Old Again had the unfortunate protagonist discover that ponies had "eyeplates" instead of "eyeballs", and then he got thoroughly creeped out when he tried to imagine what sort of biological madness was going on inside his face whenever he glanced around.

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