• Member Since 20th Aug, 2015
  • offline last seen 7 hours ago

A British Gentleman


I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

More Blog Posts74

  • 203 weeks
    Too Funny Not to Share

    Good evening, my fine ladies and gentlemen. I may be a touch late with this, but I feel it's too good to pass up on. Behold, fanfic, as written by predictive text:

    Read More

    6 comments · 578 views
  • 277 weeks
    [Non Pony] Purest Snake Oil

    Good evening, my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you alive, well and, preferably, tipsy.

    A video recently dropped on YouTube, concerning the vexing topic of Anti-Vaxxers. Some of it, however, featured a firm called Coseva. A seller of outrageously overpriced snake oil, it's claims about its products are mindbogglingly stupid and wrong.

    Read More

    12 comments · 1,481 views
  • 279 weeks
    I Really Hope That This Guy is a Troll

    Good morning, my good ladies and gentlemen, and a Merry Christmas to all.

    I'm hoping that the guy I'm about to show you is a troll, but, having looked at his posting history, there's a very real chance he's the real deal. If so, I present to you the least self-aware arsehole on the internet. As you read that statement, consider the state of the competition...

    Read More

    9 comments · 639 views
  • 285 weeks
    Excelsior, Stan Lee. You Will be Greatly Missed

    Stan Lee has died, after a long, full life.

    We will never see his like again. Let us celebrate his legacy.

    1 comments · 494 views
  • 291 weeks
    [Non-Pony] CERN Controversy: An Impartial Scientist's Perspective

    Greetings my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you well.

    For the benefit of anyone who hasn't been following the news on the matter, an Italian physics professor, Alessandro Strumia, was invited to participate in a workshop on gender in physics by Cern, with an audience largely composed of young, early career (Ph.D students and Postdocs) female physicists.

    Read More

    9 comments · 673 views
May
2nd
2016

A Remarkable Achievement · 9:38pm May 2nd, 2016

Leicester City Football Club have just won the Premier League. The odds of this at the start of the season were five thousand to one. To put that into perspective, the odds of the Loch Ness monster being confirmed unequivocally to exist are are five hundred to one. In other words, it was considered ten times more likely that someone would fish out Nessy. Elvis being discovered alive gets you odds of two thousand to one.

But they did it, and I send my warmest congratulations.

In more pony related news, I am currently writing a hefty essay on crossovers, in order to analyse why so many of them are terrible. I will publish it after it has been edited, in a few days.

I hope you are well, my good ladies and gentlemen.

Report A British Gentleman · 197 views ·
Comments ( 3 )

Elvis being alive is two and a half times more likely than Nessie existing? Who's setting these odds?

3913932

Various bookies in Britain. See this article.

At that level of unlikeliness, the bookies basically just make up the figures. Elvis being alive or someone sticking Nessy in an aquarium are considered so improbable that it doesn't really matter. Which was the key point.

Still, looking some of these odds up is quite entertaining. I had a bit of fun with this one :twilightsmile:

Nice :pinkiehappy: Also, finally someone who actually means football when they talk about football...

Login or register to comment