• Member Since 10th Oct, 2011
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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

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  • 355 weeks
    Tails of Equestria - They finally made one!

    As my dear "readers" (or rather waiters,,, sorry, I am working on stuff, I promise) may have noticed, I like RPGs. I even wrote an entire chapter as an RPG, for goodness sake! Now, the good people at "River Horse" (love the name already) managed to talk Hasbro into making an official MLP RPG called "Tails of Equestria".
    I got the book today and I just finished it... here are my thoughts:

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    6 comments · 614 views
  • 370 weeks
    Let's talk about Zelda *BotW Spoilers*

    So... you might have noticed that I have been a tad quiet lately. Well, work is an inverse b'tch as it pays me to get screwed over and over again.
    Jokes aside, I want to vent a little and I thought the best way to do that is to write about something that I love: Zelda

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    0 comments · 438 views
  • 396 weeks
    RPGs You Should Try

    Recently one of my friends and me got into a bit of a quarrel about the state of modern RPGs. While he thinks that RPGs are at their lowest with D&D 5, the new 7th Sea being disappointing and FF games losing Warhammer, I personally think that we are in an golden age of Roleplaying with sites like DriveThruRPG and the like allowing us to find games that would have never seen publishing alone.

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    7 comments · 617 views
  • 401 weeks
    WORST EPISODE EVER!!!

    Seriously? 11 Int for a "Turn into root vegetable" spell?
    That's heavy transmogrify and at least level 5 in 3.5 and maybe 4 in Pathfinder. That needs a 15 or 14 Int! Even more if untrained!
    And Captain Wuss should get a save!
    GOD!
    0 out of 5 stars
    No points
    Terrible episode!

    (PS: Can someone please recommend a decent neurosurgeon? I need someone to get these writers out of my head!!!)

    1 comments · 433 views
  • 405 weeks
    OH GOD!

    They made a pony version of ME!
    It finally happened! They just forgot the glasses... GET OUT OF MY HEADS, WRITERS! AND WHERE CAN I GET A BONDAGE BODY PILLOW LIKE THAT?

    1 comments · 406 views
Apr
30th
2016

This may surprise and confuse you! · 8:34pm Apr 30th, 2016

Just a quick shout out to everyone who is waiting for the next chapter of "Between Day and Night"!
The next two chapters are basically plotted and done and nothing in the current episode did anything to change them. Rather, I am a prophet and truthsayer and you should worship me and send me money for calling out something in the show YET AGAIN!
Soon, even the wonderous Jim F*cking Sterling, son, (thank god for him) will bow before me.
Seeing how its test-season for my beta-reader, they might take a while to come out, so feel free to read my other stuff. I have stuff about princesses for those who are sick of my OCs and stuff with even more OCs for those who... who am I kidding? There is never enough Celestia!

Comments ( 1 )

I'm excited! But also a little scared now that you wrote this, seeing how Celestia's and Twilight's interactions were in the last episode. But also excited!

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