Help! Help! I've been ghostnapped!

Help! Seattle's Angels have invaded my innermost sanctum in Ephesus, have captured me, and now propose to interrogate me for unknown reasons!

Send help! Send heavily armed, belligerent help!

You can watch my ordeal here, and you can ask questions (I suggest "What is your current location!" and "Do you have any tactical weaknesses?" or possibly "If you were to attack yourself and destroy yourself utterly, how would you do it? Asking for a friend.") here.

Comments

[Oliver]

Send heavily armed, belligerent help!

What, like that? :)
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[TheJediMasterEd]

Argh! Have a conflicting Skype commitment with Rarity Chick! Well, that's not really an "argh" except insofar as I can't do two things I want at once. Will it be recorded for rebroadcast via satellite to our viewers in different time zones?

[Lorenzelevas]

But how can you git gud if you are already gud.

[Themaskedferret]

3875030 It will indeed! Youtube has an archive for such things and you can watch our past broadcasts easily.

[Aotrs Commander]

Heavily armed and belligerant?

Can do!

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That enough? No?

Okay, right then! More!

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Now?

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Enough? Do I need to summon even more...?

[yamgoth]

Listening to it now. Yeah, gonna go with you sound Swedish, despite knowing that you're totally not from Sweden, Ghost.

Redactedstan

For some reason, I want this to remain a perpetual mystery. It's like–let's pick on a couple people here–Ferret and Jedi Master Ed. Despite having met them irl and stuff, I don't want to ever find out their real names. Like, their online handles are way too cool. Same thing with Redactedstan, the real answer is probably far less interesting. Plus, with Redactedstan, there's totally an opportunity for trolltastic worldbuilding.

Ed's name is actually Ed, isn't it?

GhostOfHeraclitoris

When I first saw you running about, I was going to point this out. But apparently I'm too nice or something. Now that somebody's mentioned this, I admit this is often how I see your name and I giggle a lot on the inside because my mind is so dirty

seen a picture of Bad Horse in a gimp suit.

I forgot who mentioned this.

Bad Horse credits me for having to take this pic down. Should I feel proud?