Civil War trailer · 4:10pm Mar 13th, 2016
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Pfft! This is more or less the representation of politics! How!? Easy: Captain America is a Capitalist while Iron Man's a Democrat! Goody two shoes is one because he wants to do whatever the f**k he wants, making everyone pay from this pocket for his actions! My supporter on Twitter is one because he thinks they should be controlled; save money, live like slaves, like their parties! Also, Spidey looks so funny! I see he's stealing my design around the eyes, even if they do operate like cameras. Hopefully, he's a nerd and not a hipster, and that his sequel doesn't involve him fighting more villains, AGAIN!!! Though, I can already tell, this'll be SO MUCH better than Batman V Superman! DC trying to follow my R rating!? Talk about kissing ass!!! Maybe I'll do that with Deathstroke! Who has a Deathstroke Fan Fic! I'll join and have him kiss my ass!
I'm sure everybody's thinking it: if Spider-Man is wearing a mask, how come his eyes change shape right at the end of the trailer?
3805874 Cameras. Listen carefully, and you can hear the whirring
3805899 Okay, missed that the first three times...
3805948 don't worry. First time I watched, I thought they were following Deadpool eye logic. Kinda right, until I examined carefully and heard the whirring, meaning there is some reason for moving eyes.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHY MUST HISTORYS GREATEST COMIC BOOK HEROES GO TO WAR WITH EACHOTHER, ALONG WITH AMERICA ITSLEF
3806332 At least they built it up, unlike two other certain heroes. *Gives DC the evil eye*