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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Love and Hate. · 4:06pm Mar 9th, 2016

I love you~! I love you so much. That I want to write black comedy because I want nothing more than to love you. I never want you to suffer. Suffering feels horrible, it's an expectation in life that fails and you feel pain and hopefully humility as a result. I don't want to hurt you, I never would. I love you! I want you to laugh! I want to take painful situations and paint them in a odd light that makes you laugh! I want to somehow capture the benevolence in my heart towards this world and put it into words that soothes you! I want you to feel relieved! I want you to laugh! I want you feel loved without realizing how much I love you! I want to make something horrid and have you feel an unexpected feeling of relaxation as life doesn't hurt you and things don't make you feel sad or pain! I want you to feel loved! I want you to be happy! I want to see the ugly shining in the darkness! I want everything to be beautiful! Because I love you! I really love you! Then I crash. I want to hurt you. I want to nurture a precious bond and then break it. I want to make you feel safe and unguarded and then stab you with a malicious, vicious intent for emotional pain. I want to attack your spirit directly, and cause you raw, unforgiving levels of hopelessness. I want you to grow numb as you kill off the tenderness in your heart in order to survive. To become jaded and lose respect for passion as it causes nothing but pain. I want to turn you from a nice person into a terrible person, because I broke you. More than anything, I want to hurt you. I want to hurt you. I want to hurt you. I want to hurt you. I want to hurt you. But I never will, because I am never afraid to openly admit how I feel about things, and that makes it super duper easy to not ever be mean to anyone! Because I kept a certain level of gentle respect towards others in my heart, that makes me love you~! I will always stay emotionally fragile and sensitive in my heart, and embrace all the emotions that I feel, because I want to love and hate as strongly as I can, and write it down.

And that's why I write dark comedy.

I promise I'm not insane.

Also, don't be that red text to anyone. That's a big no-no.

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Also, don't be that red text to anyone. That's a big no-no.

I've never felt hatred towards anyone, but i did those things anyways, largely because i did not recognize they were ever harmed.

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Pain can either make or break you. Nothing empowers or destroys a person more than their hardships. Don't worry dude, maybe what you did made them stronger in the long run.

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I know, I'm a bit of the opposite eh? Not that I think all suffering is bad...

Aww, that's so nice! All of it!

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Fixed it? I think?

This is a really interesting blog post. On one hand it's uplifting and nice while on the other hand it's dark and unnerving. Dark comedy is a sort of double edged sword. It can bring life and a strange sort of fun to what we would normally shun or despise but, with this our morality and utter being are damaged. The line blurs between offensive and creative as the reader continues and it changes them. Despite us reveling in this new feeling of blissful awareness of the bad there will always be a sort of pain. When a joke goes too far and we laugh. When we think of our own that are horribly unfunny and just offensive. While we will continue because this humor is fun, and so much can be done with it we'll still have that pang of regret every now and then and think "What if I never saw that?".

And this beautiful piece is what embodies how it is to write it.

3800834 *obligatory "sempai noticed me" reply*

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