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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 174 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 26 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Mar
3rd
2016

160 fan fictions... · 7:58pm Mar 3rd, 2016

Yes, I have written one hundred and sixty fan fictions.

Oh, I have no life. Is this worthy time spent using one's mortal life?

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Comments ( 9 )

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I hope she magics me back as a human in Equestria. I can be Anon there.

What else is worth doing in your mortal life? do what you enjoy

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I like writing horse words, so I'll keep doing that.

3789649 And just like that it's worthy enough of ones mortal life:coolphoto:

Get up to 169 it's your next logical step.

Also your stories are some of the best on FIMfiction, your stories tread waters so beautifully bizarre & unique.

They give me inspiration to write pure C A N C E R

Stay strong my friend, because after this short life you will ride eternal in Valhalla. Shiny and chrome.

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And make it a story about 69s. XD

Thank you.

Celestia better be in Valhalla, I want to dat ass.

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