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UniqueSKD


Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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Feb
19th
2016

If any of you fart, you're hurting an innocent child! · 8:34pm Feb 19th, 2016

So be smart; don't fart!

Comments ( 10 )

You goofy bastard. XD

3765071 That ain't goofy. If you want goofy, then picture me doing this for cash.

I will admit I kinda always wondered what Smurfs taste like. Well, the female ones at least.

And everyone who reads this comment makes a sex joke in 3, 2, 1...

3765090 Nah, you're a goofy bastard. And we love you for it

3765098 Yeah but...but still picture me doing that advert. You will enjoy it. As will any other gay / lesbian / straight female folk out there.

Yes...you don't want the D...you want the USKD! It's three letter longer and larger than the average D!

3765111 All I can picture is you, me, and our significant others in full bondage wear having sex with a race of hyper intelligent horse people.

3765119 That is disgusting, weird, and absolutely insulting to me.

I LOVE IT!

3765128 C'mere, you goofy sonofabitch!

3765233 I can't Baro.

There's a screen in the way.

3765345 Dammit. X(

Also no one has ever called me Baro. It's usually "Brex," "Brexie," "Nexus," "shithead" or "faggot."

3765359 You know there's multiple meanings for faggot? Like here in Britain, we literally have a ball of meat we eat called faggots. So technically every British person who isn't a vegetarian is gay because we eat faggots. XD

A faggot is also a type of flute, so when someone plays a flute, they're playing with a faggot. XD

So what I'm trying to say is, is that people calling you a faggot should think about the things they do before they open their big mouths. Because they're putting those bug mouths on a lot of faggots too.

UniqueSKD - Defender of the gays.

Meh, it's a WIP title. XD

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