Oh, come on. I can't choose between the Scoot banner or the Appledash one

I mean, really? I waited for the Appledash banner like, a lot. Hell, it's the better pairing in the show so I really like both characters, that's the reason why I wanted it. I'm not an Appledash shipper. Nop. Noppidy-nope-nop. Nothing to look here.

But now, I have to choose between Appledash and Scootaloo? And not only one Scootaloo. TWO SCOOTALOOS. That's, like, twice as awesome than just one Scootaloo.

Fimfiction, you're cruel. Agh.

Oh, I'm not writing this because of the banners. That was only an introduction.

No, this is a confession. Do you remember the "Louis" thing about the last chapter?

Well, it was not my idea.

It was my father's.

Why am I saying this? Because, hell, I consider myself a cultured person. In fact, my friends and family are always using me as some kinf of human Wikipedia ("Hey Aragón, what the hell is that "Higgs bossom" thing?" "Is the Balrgo winged?" "What's Schrodinger cat?" "What's the meaning of life? 42? What the hell does that mean?" etc.). I don't like to boast, but HELL.

So, when I started this thing, my father (I'm living with him on holidays) asked me, well, what was I doing. "Writting in English", I said.

"Oh. Why?"

"Well, I'm tired of writting in Spanish. Besides, I wanted to do something new, and I'm quite a fan of a new show."

"What show?"

"Something about ponies."

"Ah".

*Awkward silence*

"And what exactly are you writing?"

"Well... it's some kind of meta-fic. You see, everything begins with an author trying to write a book, and then one of the characters becomes alive. Then, blablablabla multiple levels of reality blablabla metaphysical blablabla I'm thinking about René Descartes, you know blablabla the end."

"Ooooh. And may I ask what's the name of that so-called guy-who-hasn't-appeared-yet?"

"Well, it's..."

"No, I think I know. It's Louis, right?"

*Another awkward silence*

"What?"

"Louis. I mean... It's kinda obvious."

"I think I can't understand you. You sure we're talking in Spanish?"

"Sigh... look, the name should be something like Louis because...."

*Spoilerish explanation*

*Awkward silence*

"That's... pretty clever, dad."

"Well, no. It's just common sense."

"Allow me to say that no, that's no common sense. It's very... complicated, really. Nobody is gonna catch it just with the name "Louis", I'm sure."

"Oh. Then..."

"IT'S FUCKING PERFECT! I LOVE YA, DAD!"

And really, nobody catched it. Hell, I asked a lot of people (my siblings, my friends, a teacher I found on a bar, my neighbour) and nobody catched it. Something a little sad, maybe, but... well. It's not even a brony thing (my father is not a brony), it's more like a... french thing.

And yes, it's not important. It's just some kind of pun-hint about Louis' identity.

Ah, and of course, the next chapter is... pretty...

...

I haven't written anything. Sorry. Very busy here, with problems in my family and blablablah. And of course, I'm writing a story in Spanish for important reasons, and I need to finish it or a lot of people will be in trouble. And I will be beaten.

But don't worry, once I finish it, the next chapter will be done in less than a minute. See ya!

PD: Yes, I'm saying all those "this is a hint and you didn't get it" because I like to think I'm clever. Don't expect something awesome and don't hate me for it.