Deleted 1 · 1:55am Jan 8th, 2016
Back to Graveyard
Back to Plans
This deleted scene was from Episode 22. Originally I was writing it back in early of 2014 if I recall correctly but had other things in life to attend to so it was on and off, that's why it took over a year or so to get a new Episode out, and while I was editing it there was some mistakes made, as I had forgotten I had written the Party Shop scenes earlier in 2014. However I had already written about the Sweet Shop scene with Neon and made Mr. and Mrs. Sweet and I had liked that version a lot more compared to this one that I had forgotten about. So I ended up deleting this pare out and putting something else in to fill in the gap. So here is an alternate type of scene from Episode 22, more specifically early in the morning where Knight is going to visit either the Mane 6 or his friends at the trail, I forgot. And please mind any errors as I had not edited properly as I didn't care about it.
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Anyways, we got to the Party Store and Mrs. Sweet was in front of the register. No other pony was around other than Mr. Sweet working in the back, making some delicious goods. As for Mrs. Sweet, she had a pink-ish color with a hint of cotton candy hair. She was a tad bit old, but she had the stuff and had a decent voice of some kind. Although at least wasn’t fat like Mrs. Cake from Sugar Cube Corner, because that bitch has a big fat ass that only black rappers would want to hit on it. As for Mrs. Sweet, he had a tan-ish colored coat and a bright blue mane, although he wasn’t always happy, but meh…who the fuck cares…or right…you guys… eehhhh….fuck you guys. Well, I went up to Mrs. Sweet and she asked me, “How are you today Knight? Are you looking for Neon?” I then said to her with a neutral expression “Nope, I’m supposed to meet him somewhere else today. I was just looking for a muffin to eat, perhaps a banana muffin that wasn’t shoved up Princess Molestia’s asshole last night.” As I said that, I turn slowly looked towards Wolf who had started to make a grin across his face. Mrs. Sweet than said to me, “Well of course we have those muffins. That will be one bit please.” I then looked at her and looked deeply into the counter top that was between us and I then looked surprised, in which I said, “Wow..what is that?” Then she looked a bit worried but curious at the same time, in which she asked while looking at the counter top with me as well, “What is what?” I then took my left hoof and grabbed her head, forced her head into the counter top, and then banged her head into the counter top five times, in which she was unconscious and had a bloody nose.
I then walked behind the counter and grabbed myself a muffin, in which I then yelled out to Mr. sweet, “Hey, Mr. Sweet! Just to let you know I knocked out your wife and possibly needs medical attention! I’m also stealing one of your muffins!”
As I was eat my muffin as I was walking out the door, Mr. Sweet said, “That bitch had it coming to her! She wasn’t good in bed last night, possibly because in her earlier days, she was a whore! A big, douchy whore with a pile of shit up her pussy!”
I also forgot to mention, Mr. Sweets has a bit of toureets syndrome. And Mrs. Sweet, is a bit of an idiot or, but a bit of a sweet idiot I suppose.
Like a guy would pull his dick out and start to get aroused by the sight that he sees…and so he goes and puts his dick in the fire place and starts doing it with the fire.
And like the fire like gives him a blow job and everything…but perhaps it’s a prostitute fire place…so it would have big fire tits with coal for nipples. And it has a pussy as well and if it was a male…then it would have a log of wood for its dick. Then it would start fucking the chick up the ass and the chick would moan that she would cum pieces of woods.
But if the guy was fucking the flaming chick, then he would be coming normal cum and the flaming chick would cum fire balls. But if the chick were to give a blow job…then she wouldn’t be able to eat the semen…so maybe she would have the guy instead eat the semen? What does semen taste like I wonder…perhaps salty like a black guy’s balls. And perhaps the chick doing the flaming guy would have to shallow wood chip cum and later have cum babies that are made out of wood. Cocks. Get the joke? No? Then you don’t understand true comedy then…because…true comedy is…where you skull fuck your dead grandmother that has been dead for thirty years.
Take that and stuff.
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Also, while I'm at deleted ideas, here's a deleted Episode idea for later Episode. It was once part of the plans for future episodes, but as time went on better ideas were made and replaced most of the ok ones, where it would have been ok, but not too much. Most of it was either movie or game parodies like Assassin's Creed or Rush, but as I said, better ideas came. However this one is a little different that was worth keeping in the archive that I have set up. So, here's the old Episode idea, as I had originally thought it was going to be ok idea to do from what I had did in Episode 17, which I will of course go back and fix.
Chapter 167: the Italian army invades Equestria, which I lose a bet with wolf and if you don’t remember the intallian the army from chapter 17, then I don’t know then
