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    New Story Idea

    New
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    Stay thirsty my friends!

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  • 549 weeks
    So I had an Idea.

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  • 566 weeks
    Two Stories that MUST be read.

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  • 601 weeks
    Hasbro's Gone and Done it now... They've just declared war on Bronies.

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    23 comments · 1,020 views
Aug
17th
2012

What happened to you? · 12:55am Aug 17th, 2012


Here's what happened to me.

My name is Purple Shy. I got banished to the moon with DJ-PON3 AKA Vinyl Scratch. Somehow I make it to Equestria only to find out I've become mortal enemies with Fluttershy. Since I'm Purple Shy I'd like to think I'm an evil twin or something. Maybe a illegitimate child of a spell Twilight did between her and Fluttershy. But I save her from an evil Psychopath and reconcile with her.

What happened to you? Leave a comment below.

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My name is Duskshy (meh). I stole the Elements of Harmony with Heartstrings (meh), baked cupcakes with Luna (meh), and then married Rarity (AWESOOOOOOOOME :rainbowkiss: ).

I am Indigo Pie. I had an eating competition with Big Mac. Then I switched lives with Twilight (that's not really much of a change... lol) then proceeded to make battle clones of Fluttershy (lolwut :rainbowlaugh:). Yeah.

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Idea, anyone wanna make a story of all their things from the pictures, with each writer making their own chapter, and then putting it in one large story?

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I dunno, maybe. Not sure when I'd be 'not busy' enough to write it.

292270 I just want to let you you know, that I am quite honored to have you watching me and even commenting on my blog. Your story 'The Sweetest Gem' was freaking awesome. I loved every chapter. I was unsure of whom Spike was going to end up with despite the picture for it. Until it was pretty much a punch to the face.

My name is Dawn Breeze and I got married to Princess Luna took over Equestria with Rainbow Dash and got a lap dance from Aloe.

Luna wasn't very happy about that last thing but its ok because it happened at my bachelor party. Anyway I let Celestia have the Kingdom back because raising the sun was a bit annoying. Especially with mine and Luna's sleep schedule.


(Its funny because my fav pony is luna.)

Ice

My name is Purple Daze I started up a gang with applejack however I left when I got married to rarity, however due to recent events wherever I go spitfire will be watching me.

Stole the elements with princess luna (luna is best pony), baked cupcakes with rainbow dash (OH god wrrrry! bad memorys BAD!), then i married Aloe.
appearently i am silver pie

293926 You and LUna stol ethe Elements? Seems legit. You and Rainbow made Cupcakes...? :fluttershbad: Aloe is freakin' hawt. Nice catch!

hahahaha! I am Sapphire Shores and I "violated" Rainbow dash, Had an iron pony competition with Bon Bon AND became best friends with Rainbow Dash. I guess she liked it...:rainbowwild:

294510 Oh no xD That's... Wait... 9 hours ago...? Da fuq are you doing up that early? Don't you have work today?!

OH DEAR GOD

LISTEN TO THIS:

my name is Saphire Breeze

I violated applebloom

I had an iron pony competion with pinkie pie

and

I am best friends with lyra


This is me:raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair:

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lol sucks to be you.

My name is Marshmallow Breeze. Today i got married with Big Macintosh.
*sigh*
Then i conquered Equestria and got a lapdance from... i'm not gonna say it.... *sigh*
Derpy

I am an evil person, am i?

312670 Yeah you are. Betraying Big Mac like that. Poor guy... Husband is going to leave him for a mare.

I'm assuming your a guy. If I'm wrong, let me know so I can fix it o.o

My name is Coffee Wisp I started a business with Derpy after getting stuck on a island with trixie and than started a superhero team with Twilight

318755 When you run out of buisness Derpy will just not know what went wrong.

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