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Alaborn


Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

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  • 147 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Strong Seconds

    Not an episode review this time.

    PresentPerfect writes about the "Applejack Problem", that a character with everything figured out becomes too boring. Her cutie mark is literally deciding she wants to stay home.

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    1 comments · 390 views
  • 148 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Putting Your Hoof Down and It's About Time

    S2E19 Putting Your Hoof Down

    Watching this episode as part of the whole series is jarring. You have episode after episode of ponies being kind and friendly, then a whole bunch of rude ponies all at once.

    I hate Angel Bunny in this episode. I want to turn him into hasenpfeffer.

    I'd like to know why there just happens to be a hedge maze somewhere near Ponyville.

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    3 comments · 227 views
  • 152 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Hearts and Hooves Day and A Friend in Deed

    S2E17 Hearts and Hooves Day

    The writers have chosen, once again, to feature a holiday or celebration in this episode. Arguably, this is the seventh time (Summer Sun Celebration, Winter Wrap Up, Running of the Leaves, Grand Galloping Gala, Nightmare Night, Hearth's Warming, Hearts and Hooves Day), and the third time directly referencing a major American holiday.

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    3 comments · 208 views
  • 153 weeks
    Retrospective Review: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 and Read It and Weep

    S2E15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

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    6 comments · 295 views
  • 153 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Baby Cakes and The Last Roundup

    S2E13 Baby Cakes

    So this was an episode that came completely out of the blue. There was no indication of Cup Cake being pregnant, let alone with twins. I'm assuming there was a toy involved.

    "That makes sense, right?" Sure, but if you're a pegasus stallion with a beige coat or a unicorn stallion with a yellow coat, I wouldn't recommend dining at Sugarcube Corner.

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    6 comments · 204 views
Dec
14th
2015

Following Through now complete · 4:56am Dec 14th, 2015

I decided not to wait until after Christmas, and spent most of today finishing the writing for Following Through. And as an added bonus, it has made a (sure to be short) appearance in the recurring stories section of the feature box!

Memo to self: A 29:0 rating can be good enough.

I'm left with several story ideas based on what I've written here. There's the direct sequel, which would be a Pony on Earth story. There's an exploration of the interaction of humans and changelings. And there's the following more random idea:

I'm living the dream. I'm commuting to Equestria, building a career there, earning a good salary. I get to be a pony, use magic, and do what I love. On weekends and holidays, I go home, so I don't have to abandon my human relationships.

It's perfect.

Except now the FBI and IRS are investigating me.

It seems that earning a good salary with no company recorded as employing me raises a few red flags.

Now how do I report income earned in a fictional universe?

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Comments ( 5 )

:rainbowlaugh: How do you report earnings like that? Or pay taxes... Looking forward to it.

So how are you bringing this money back? Gold coins? If so, yeah the Feds will get a little squirrelly about strange foreign coins showing up. Secret service too perhaps.

3617498 In these stories, I've established a magical law that says value cannot be created or destroyed when changing universes. So any bits he brings with him will automatically be converted to the equivalent value in the local currency. Thus, no inter-dimensional arbitrage.

3617515 That popping sound you heard was from the entire Secret Service agency, as every one of the agents in the counterfeiting section exploded.
Agent: Sir, you need to see this.
Chief: What, you have a new counterfeit bill?
Agent: No, sir. I don't think so. It matches every test except...
Chief: What is it? Go on, spit it out.
Agent: We won't print this serial number until next week.

Sounds good. I can see shenanigans approaching!

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