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    I read that scientists, by using magnets, had 'turned off' the threat centres in people's brains, and that this made them 'change their attitudes towards immigrants.' Obviously, the stunning revelation that people don't like immigrants because they feel threatened by them is one that will echo down the ages as a revelation made possible only by scientific brilliance, but given that such

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  • 238 weeks
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  • 240 weeks
    An American Fail?

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  • 242 weeks
    DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!

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  • 243 weeks
    50(ish) Followers!

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Oct
29th
2015

Shy Violet is best Color Kid · 6:52pm Oct 29th, 2015

And what does Violet do? She thinks things out.* In the spirit of forward thinking, rather than write the epilogue next, I'm planning to rewrite the earlier chapters of Doctor Whooves and the Auton Invasion of Equestria a bit - iron out inconsistancies, that sort of thing. The edits will probably all be done simultaneously in the next few days, as I'm planning to do it all on Libre Office on my computer, then paste it in en masse. If anyone feels like re-reading the whole thing to pick up the improvements, I'll post again when it's done, then post the epilogue afterwards so as any new readers get only the very best version.

*Even on this site, no one watches Rainbow Brite. Sad, isn't it?

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