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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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    Now on to the blog!

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  • 296 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

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Oct
11th
2015

The Cake Chronicles, My Newest Project · 6:46pm Oct 11th, 2015

To readers of Brother Against Sister:

I have released a new story starring Pound and Pumpkin, called The Cake Chronicles. It isn't a sequel to Brother Against Sister, and takes place in a different canon, but it does borrow many elements from the story. It's kind of a "spiritual sequel" in that sense. It will be a bit more light-hearted than BAS, with more jokes and comedy, though still full of plenty of suspense and action.

So if you would like to, please check it out. Thanks! :twilightsmile:

-CartsBeforeHorses

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Comments ( 3 )

Sounds like an interesting story. I have to ask, when do you plan to do anymore story riffs? I want to see what other funny quips your pony counterpart and Twilight can dish out.

3465388 I plan to start riffing again soon, though I'm not quite sure when.

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Hopefully, when you do, you'll start with my request to riff my story "Wedding of the Millennium". It does have a lot of potential for riffs.

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