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chief maximus


Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

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Oct
10th
2015

with todays episode in the books, I have but one question · 9:57pm Oct 10th, 2015

Now what are the former cutie mark crusaders going to do all day? Funniest answer wins.

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Celestia will hire them to go do some extra-curricular crusading in the capitals of whatever nations piss her off! :twilightsheepish:

Well, since they said they'll spend their time helping others get there mark clearly they are now the CMC Foalsitters Club!
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Good luck Ponyville...

3458932 I mean, I did write a story about them becoming leaders of a guerrilla army to retake equestria in the name of their majesties, and their cutie marks are shields. Coincidence? I think not.:ajsmug:

They will begin campaigning for Donald Trump.

Go around town, occasionally shouting CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS YAY!, giving ponies horrible flashbacks of past days of mayhem. They will continue this well into their thirties, to the consternation of everyone but the town psychologist.

As stated by Vegeta himself:
"... then the bitches."

Teaching their ways to the next generation, allowing their madness to spread exponentially.

Also, occasionally doing something ridiculous out of sheer force of habit.

*Scene opens inside the CMC clubhouse, Scootaloo and Sweetie are lying around bored, while Apple Bloom works on something at the table.*

Sweetie: "So...now that we have out Cutie Marks...what are we gonna do tonight?"

AB: "The same thing we're gonna do every night, girls!" *Unfurls paper to show elaborate plan* "TRY TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA!

Not only today marks the day of the CMC getting their cutie marks.

TODAY IS THE 5th ANNIVERSARY Of the Pilot Episode of MLP:FiM

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

NOT APPEAR IN ANY MORE EPISODES

Get a publishing deal and go on a speaking tour around Equestria with Iron Will giving motivational speeches to primary school colts and fillies.

Alternatively, raise and train prize-winning battle-chinchillas to enter into Equestria's underground chinchilla fighting circuit.

3459583 as sad as it is, this is the most plausible.

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