My thoughts on "Brotherhooves Social" · 9:58pm Oct 5th, 2015
I'd just like to point something out:
Big Mac was robbed at the podium, do you hear me? Fudging robbed. I bet anything Rainbow Dash convinced the judges to misinterpret the rules: she can't stand the thought of taking second place to an inferior gender, can she? Ten years ago they fought tooth and nail to keep us stallions out of the voting booth, and now this? We oughta march on Canterlot. Our voices will be heard.
...What?
Whaddya mean, monarchies don't hold elections?
...are you saying you think Big Mac knocked the hurdles over unintentionally?
<shamelessly defends the Matriarchy>
He didn't even break stride, man.
He didn't even break stride.
Brother! Join us! Let our voices rise as one!
As it happens, Blueblood is organizing a meeting tomorrow morning at sunrise to stand up for stallion suffrage. And, uh, other such gender-based ideas.
We're going to barricade Shining Armor's favorite coffee shop and everything. It'll be epic.
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Indeed.
While none can deny that his feats of reckless violence are admirable in their utter disregard for both his own safety and that of anyone else, his approach--novel as it may be--is completely antithetical to the premise of a hurdle.
I'm not to crazy about Rainbow Dash's attitudes either. However, she was in the right this one time.