• Member Since 19th Jul, 2012
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GorisTheDeathclaw


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  • 592 weeks
    350 FOLLOWERS

    WOW

    I have 350 followers now - that's like half the population of the entire world!

    To celebrate, let's have an ALL-NIGHT PARTY-NIGHT RAVE-EXTRAORDINAIRE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD

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    8 comments · 1,041 views
  • 595 weeks
    AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY

    I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF

    24 comments · 576 views
  • 596 weeks
    THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER

    Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF

    Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).

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    55 comments · 762 views
  • 601 weeks
    300 FOLLOWERS

    Because I am a retard, I completely failed to notice that my follower count has ROLLED PAST 300. It's on 303 right now.

    Which means it's time for the 300 FOLLOWERS MOVIE NIGHT ALL-NIGHT RAVE BONANZA DREAMCAST PARTY MARATHON.

    Or, alternatively, I'll just use this blog post say "Thanks for following me" to all 303 of you.

    Oh, and here's a THANKYOU VIDEO THAT ISN'T EVEN MADE BY ME

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    13 comments · 574 views
Aug
3rd
2012

100 followers · 6:19pm Aug 3rd, 2012

So now I have 100 followers! If the whole 2012-apocalypse thing turns out to be true and I have an escape pod that can hold 100 people, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES I WILL SAVE.

If you're one of the 100 people who are now following me, thanks! If you are not one of the 100 people, 3 professional hitmen have been dispatched to your location and they have orders to ELIMINATE ALL TARGETS.

Here's an unrelated thank you gif anyway:

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Comments ( 13 )

WOO HOO!!
YEA!
ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF!! (that was supposedly barking, okay?):pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

You deserve it! Keep up the awesome work!:twilightsmile:

If the whole 2012-apocalypse thing turns out to be true

I'll be honest, I stopped reading there, and skipped to the Regular Show GIF. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy_umad.png

:derpyderp1: OMG CONGRATULATIONS BRO. You win a moustache :moustache:

Ima be saved.

And congrats.

yes im saved! congrats, keep making hilarious stories :D

You sent 21 billion hitmen to the most of the worlds population? that would make them either robots or Aliens. Thankfully, I ALREADY KILLED THEM ALL :pinkiehappy:

Wait, what if the apo-
BOOM SHOOSH BOOM.
"-GODDAMNIT DISCORD, I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!"

Thanks for the kind sentiment

I hope:applejackunsure:

God damn it Goris I killed another one of your hit men last night. I caught him trying to steal my laser grid tech. You know anything about that?:trixieshiftright:

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