Deadpool short: Spider-Man Reboot.

As many of you know, there's yet ANOTHER reboot for Marvel. What is up with these reboots!? Let's make this a drinking game, everyone! Hopefully, Marvel teaches Fox on how to not f**k up a Spider-Man movie like they did with the Amazing Hipster-Man and 3rd Spider-Man movie. (Thank GOD there's no more Hipster-Man movies! Trying to make a sinister 6 movie, a Venom vs. Carnage movie, and a 3rd!?)
Hopefully, the new Spider-Man isn't horrible like the last two... but not as great as mine.

Also, if you're a whinney F**k boy because you're not getting a Venom vs Carnage movie, this ought cheer you up, since it's going to be a millions times better than what Fox will do to it.