Google of Madness · 8:36pm Aug 1st, 2012
Part of the research for this tale has included a handful of anatomical questions no sane suburbanite should have to ask. I’m starting to collect them; I may even release it as a Bonus Extra later on at some point. But suffice it to say it includes questions from the grotesque -
“How long does it take for a body to decay? When do the flies/maggots show up, and when do the organs start melting?”
- To the bizarre -
“Do horses have hymens?"
- As well as both -
"What happens if I google Horse STDs?”
I’m beginning to think H.P. Lovecraft was right. There is madness in excessive knowledge. It's just that the applicable excessive knowledge has nothing to do with Cthulhu and the Necronomicon and things from beyond space and time; it is instead the knowledge that "Horse STDs" is part of my Google search history. Along with "Twilight Luna Horn Licking," but that happened because I made the mistake of letting Chessie use my laptop.
That is my story and I am sticking thereto.
Regardless, we’re perfectly on track for a Chapter 4 release this weekend. No ambiguity here; it will go out. Our current production aim is to have an approximately-10,000-word chapter released every 2 weeks thereafter; that should give us a decent progress pace and still allow us to keep the fragmented remnants of our individual psyches.
Wish us luck, and thanks for reading.
--CEO Kasen
Those search topics make me smile. You know, I'm not sure my ponies have hymens? It's a little worrying that I'm contemplating a story arc where I'd have to care. I'd better go and google that too, then there will be two records of horse hymen googling in the world.
264089 They do. Goddess, why do I now know that? PLEASE KILL ME! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
-Chessie
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See? Madness. Next thing I know I'm going to find her naked and sacrificing livestock to the color pages in a veterinary textbook.
--CEO Kasen
Hymens? Does that mean virgin sacrifice?
Good luck on keeping to your schedule.
God help you if someone looks at your search history. That'd be very interesting to try and explain.