I just don't know what went wrong (new story out!) · 1:54pm Jul 7th, 2015
Your story this month is called Ye Cannot Get Ye Flask, and it's a train wreck I threw together in the span of maybe 12 hours across three days.
Seriously, I started out intending to write some goofy feature bait, hence the title, and ended up with my first real foray into philosophical drivel. This is the kind of stuff I want to be writing, y'know? D: Hopefully it will get to people who need to learn its central lesson.
Look for it!
That you cannot get ye flask?
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And you just have to wonder why.
3216337 'Cause the game certainly isn't going to tell you. Graphics shmaphics.