Update on stories + Mod Guessing Game. · 12:39pm Jul 7th, 2015
Originally I didn't want to do this shit again since I already wrote up a long ass blog post but accidentally deleted it since this site doesn't have a SAVE button for blogs and it's so SHIT, but hell, my feelings have to be heard by the shitty mods, and those stupid ass fucks who suck their cocks and defend them whenever someone insults their golden gods. So here we fucking go.
Alright, I won't be posting anymore stories because, quite simply, I can't. My style of writing is never going to change and the recent string of events have reinforced my determination to keep it from changing. I'm not a fucking pansy anymore, so I'm not going to ever change, mmkay. However, that doesn't mean there's going to be less content for everyone; recently, I noticed that my blog posts attract the attention of people outside of my subscriber pool so that's going well for me. Hence, expect more blog posts and shit, I will be wrecking havoc and shitting on every single fiction writer this site has ever fucking seen because I am the fucking best.
Okay, on to the other part of this blog. I was thinking of something like a Mod Guessing Game, where I'd expose some mods and their shitty behaviour online for the entire world to see, like take some screenshots of their activity and post examples of them being shitty human beings (e.g. Exhibits A, B, C etc.) This may not be restricted to mods, so I might criticise other users as well (shitstains like Skeeter the Lurker, John the Dragon, MetaKnight145 etc. come to mind) so I might have fun with this, provided the shitstain mods don't prove themselves to be bigger shitstains than they already are by banning my ass back to the Stone Age. At the end of the analysis, I'd be typing some keywords into Google Images and finding the picture which bears the closest resemblance to the mod in question.
We're going to start with my favourite fucking mod in the entire fucking world, Meeester.
Overview:
First off, what the fuck is up with that shitty ass picture? Is he trying to look cool or something like a Yakuza or Triad or some shit, then increase the edginess by making it a red skeleton? I don't fucking know alright, this kid has fucking superiority complex issues. He clearly thinks that he is the best fiction writer/critic this site has ever seen. Quite honestly, he's not since I am the best fucking fiction writer this world has EVER seen, let alone this site, so he can go ahead and suck on my 16 inch long black pole.
Oh yeah, just an FYI, if you take ponies seriously like, you fucking paint grunge pictures of them and write stories of them having edgy pasts and shit, you better fucking hang yourself because MLP is a fucking show directed towards little girls (This is the truth, stfu brony faggots) and it wasn't meant to be interpreted that way. You're just making yourself look like a fucking autist, like 90% of the fan base of MLP i.e. you're in the same league as Meeester.
Exhibit A: 
This shit is literally on the first page of his comment section. He gives this guy really shitty advice for fixing his FIMFiction browser on his iPhone or tablet or some shit, and in the end Meeester doesn't accomplish shit. Come on, a fucking 6 year old could give this fucking advice, and it's clearly not the browser that's making the fucking difference. Don't go running to Meeester if you have fucking technical issues with your FIMFiction or your computer in general, he's just plain bad when it comes to computers.
Exhibit B:
It's fucking despicable, how this Meeester kid brushes off this guy with a "lol." (By the way, you can see this on page 2 of his comments section.) It's moments like these that make me wonder, who the fuck puts people like this in charge of running this fucking site? Meeester is fucking ignorant of people, he looks down on them like they are trash, and he's pretty much cool with it. Alright I'll be honest, my ego is kinda inflated but I'm always down for a chat. You know, I'm like Jesus, I'm benevolent and I'm willing to sit around for a couple of minutes for a chat with fans of my writing. I've even had the honour of critiquing someone's work, which I honestly couldn't do as much as I tried because it wasn't my type of story. Anyway, moving on; The kid goes on to post on this faggot's page:
With no response from presumably one of the more 'respected' mods of the FIMFiction community. Utter fucking dogshit. I can't understand how people like this can exist in real life; To develop a superiority complex while moderating a pony fiction site? Come the fuck on, bro. On the pinnacle or autism, Meeester is sitting on the shit-covered top. He's a beta who is a huge big REJECTED sign; I bet even if Emma fucking Watson (who he probably sweats over because he probably is a fat reddit neckbeard) came over and wanted a quick fucking shag with him he'd pass because he's a fucking beta who can only attract other guys into his League of Legends clan or Yugioh trading card group or some shit. Meeester is pretty much a loser in real life who compensates for his shortcomings by being a total fucking douchebag to others on a Pony fiction site, which makes things all the more pathetic. And he does this shit on a daily basis (you can see it in the fucking comments section if you scroll around) and it's really fucking pathetic. I weep for humanity when I scroll through Meeester's comments section.
Last Exhibit, Exhibit C:
Looking through this kid's blogpost is totally fucking horrifying. I remind myself that about 80% of this site's users have similar blogs to this kid. Oh, and one more thing:
This is fucking impossible. This approval ranking shit was either rigged or FIMFiction really is full of autists because there is no way Meeester is on par with Alex. No fucking way.
Okay, so with that done, I flex my fingers and type in the following text into Google: Obese Autistic Manchild, as this is the final result from my thorough and in-depth analysis of Meeester and his actions.
And here is the best and most accurate depiction of Meeester that anyone on the site has gotten.
If there's sufficient demand for other Mod Guessing Games, I'd be happy to satisfy it.
Thanks all for viewing this blog, and as always, NeggaMunneySwagMunney, best fiction writer the world has EVER seen, also best mod burner the world has ever seen, signing the fuck out.
i.imgur.com/960mqsq.gif Ok,you've earned a follow for this.
Dude, you do have a rather large ego...
3214758 At least I'm upfront about it.
>inb4 ban
3214774 Not too sure about that, I heard people usually get bans because they spam in groups or pages or are masquerading as other users. Plus, Meeester doesn't ban people, as I read from one of his blogposts during the course of my research.
EDIT: Furthermore, Meeester probably has his nose way up in the clouds no he won't be bothered with shit like this.
lol.
I haven't been an active story approver for like a year now.
Also rude. Don't be mean to Meeester >:[
3215638 Alright, who the fuck puts people like you in charge of running this fucking site?
Interesting indeed......