For all my writer and artist friends · 6:51pm Jul 5th, 2015
For everyone who's had to look up something weird for a story or artist commission. Lord knows I've learned some pretty bizarre things and looked at some rather disturbing sights for the sake of a story.
Do you know how seahorses have sex? I didn't. I almost regret making a romantic story with a seapony in it, but hey, hindsight is 20/20.
*Raises mead tankard* Here, here! 'Tis an awkward thing when another walk up behind thee and sees your research! *Chugs entire tankard* Let us lament these struggles!
I also get this uneasy feeling every time I put the word "Hitler" into a Google search trying to find funny pictures of Hitler. I mostly do this on a work computer, where if I visit the wrong site, they tell me my activity has been logged somewhere; no one has talked to me about my browsing some strange places on the internet thus far, however.
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Hahaha. I had to look up dominatrix rates for "The Dazzlings are Insane" and forgot I had temporarily swapped positions of my work and personal PC and got one of those. However, I get one every time I so much as Google anything game related or even if I try to go to a tumblr page and no one as bugged me about this stuff either.
3209483 I hear that! Cheers!
... Why is the rum gone?
Again?
3209512 Because this is no pirate ship! You drink with a gypsy! And WE PARTY HARDER than any pirate!
3209527 Yep, it's the crazy train and its a good thing I'm not a pirate. I should be able to keep up!
I'm still short an adult beverage or twenty. Darned work and their "no alcohol" rules...
3209573 *sets martini glass down in front of you* Here. Have your way with a virgin.
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I thought I was the only one who did questionable browsing at work.
3209592 I need about 19 more of those...
It's true! It's so true!
Yeah, and the NSA has their largest data center right next to my house. If any of my neighbors happened to look through my search history while doing their job... well let's just say the next block barbecue could get very interesting.