Vacation · 7:55pm Jul 1st, 2015
It's that time of year again where I leave for a family reunion down in Texas. I'm not bringing my laptop with so there will be very little writing, unless I feel up to putting up with mobile google docs. This will be the first year with my family down south without my dad, but I feel good and I think it's still going to be a good time :) I'll still be on now and again via phone. I'll be back in a week. Wish me luck fella's.
On another note, yall only have one more week to ask me questions! Don't be afraid to ask me anything about everything XD Even story stuff (Although, while you can ask, I'll be forced to be vague on spoilers k? 
) I'll more than likely answer anyways. Seriously though, have at it.
I'll catch you guys on the flipside.
With regards, Req~
Enjoy your time with your family.
Have fun. and if anyone crashes the festivities, contact me and i'll order some of my...friends to deal with them.
your choice as to how far they go. decapitation is our specialty. £500 per head
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3197689 hmmm... Interesting... I may have a use for your services.... *opens checkbook pompously*
Hmmm, oh dear... What's that in American dollars dear?
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$780
can i interest you in our special "ruination" package?
its where we utterly destroy their livelihood. make them lose all their friends, family, pets, possessions and even part of their mind. then we give them everything they need to commit suicide, but juuuust as their life is about to fade away we save them, nurse them back to health and then do it all over again. you get to decide how many times. (one guy lasted over 23 goes before he went utterly mad and started eating his own ear in a sacrifice to the carrot god of bunnyopolis)
all that and more for just £899 ($1404.10)
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I REALLY don't want to piss people off now XD
Hey, Enjoy your time down south. Make sure to edit some of my work, ok? no pressure!
3198566 lol, it all depends on how tempermental my phone is XD but sure thing.
Thanks requiem!