The Weirdest Waifu Relationship · 8:56pm Jun 24th, 2015
>you're about to fap to porn of your waifu
>you hear someone at the door
>open front door to find nothing but a blanket covered basket
>think to yourself what could possibly be inside
>uncover the basket
>find a baby version of your waifu in the basket
>there's a note
>says that 'you must raise it as your child'
>time to silently panic
>remember you were about to fap to your waifu
>multiple feelings, mainly awkward to the extreme
>decide that no matter how thirsty you are, sexually abusing a child (waifu or not) is still a ticket to a watery hell (known as the prison baths)
>dedicates time to raising your waifu child for the next couple decades
>on one day, 15 years later, your waifu-kid shouts for you to come over, calling you 'dad'
>there's a nervous edge to her voice
>you come over and see her at the computer
>on screen, you can see porn of her
>you look at the computer case itself
>the flash drive with all your porn on it is on there
>"dad why do you have porn of me?"
>wat du?
Nothing. A) I wouldn't have left the flash drive in, B) I don't have flash drives, C) Let R34 take it's course, she was fictional at one point. [Redacted: Forgot 15 years later part] D) Actually get a Waifu.
That wouldn't happen. As soon as I found her I would delete any mention of her and sex from my entire house, make sure she knows that before she showed up I thought that she was just a fictional character so that when/if she found a flashdrive I forgot about she would just assume I loved her even before she wound up on my doorstep, and then if it does happen... I'll just tell her the truth.
>Rape.
All I can do is laugh, I can't stop. I keep on envisioning those 4chan simulators on youtube, like this:
Cry.
Well shit some alternate version of me that faps to my Waifu is screwed.
Well, I only have one flash-drive and there's no porn on it so, bullet dodged. But if I did have a flashdrive with naughty waifu pics in it and i did leave it in the computer and she did just happen to open it, then we'd have a sit down talk about hormones and "urges"... and the internet.
Seppuku.
plot twist: it's called a "flash" drive because your waifu is R63 Flash Sentry.
You should walk the dinosaur.
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